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I just know the moment these two enter the official superhero meetings every single person gives them the BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE and goes "you literally came here together, you fight bad guys together and you're gonna go home together, can you NOT hold hands for even 5 seconds what is this 😭" whereas Dick and Kory simply respond with "no we cannot ☺️🥰👩❤️💋👨"

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YES, I WANNA MAKE YOU CRY
I love The Iron Giant <3
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Star Wars has three types of guy: Fump Geezgo from the Womflee system, Stabba Badguyman, and Chris
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excuse me, but no one but yoshitaka amano himself drawing kefka for mtg
RESPECT THE JESTER
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HELL YEAH

It's cool to be a girl and resist the fascist empire.
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Dickkory incorrect quotes that feel in character to me (some have allusion to sex)
Kory: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?
Dick: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
Dick, trying to flirt with Kory: I think both of our families suck.
Dick: Kory, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Kory, naked in Dick's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Dick, already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.
Kory: Did it hurt when you fell-
Dick: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Kory: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Dick: ...
Kory: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
Kory: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Dick: Wow. They sound stupid.
Kory: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Dick: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Kory: I guess you’re right. Hey Dick, I love you.
Dick: See! Just say that!
Kory: Holy fucking shit.
Dick: If that flies over their head then, sorry Kory, but they're too dumb for you.
Kory: Dick.
Dick: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—
Kory: Hi.
Dick: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*
Kory: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Dick: Peonies, why?
Kory:
Dick: Were you going to get me flowers?
Kory:
Dick:
Kory: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
Dick: Do you love me?
Kory: We’re literally married.
Dick: Yeah, but as friends or—
Dick: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Kory: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Dick: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Kory: Is it working?
Dick: Are we fighting or flirting?
Kory: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Dick: Your point?
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