warning, I will make you laugh. I will make you cry, I will make you go- What the hell? I make no apologies. Requests are open
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
Ah yes...
Car sputtering
Check engine light is on
Car stalled in the middle of driving....

Life just isn't working out guys.
I'm tired, just got off a 10hr shift, sweating in the summer heat.
I can't afford expensive repairs or a new car.
I'm laughing and crying as I explain to Babe, who is in California right now, for an internship.
0 notes
Text
Two sides of the same coin
Dark & Light, Ying & Yang, Warm & Cold. Eternal opposites. Two sides of the same coin. That was just how things were. How they would always be.
He was good luck. You were bad luck. He'd get jackpots, you'd get bills. He levels up, your phone dies before saving.
It had been this way for as long as you could remember. Was it fair? Well... no. But this was hell and not everything was going to be all sunshine and lollipops.
Still, there were a few times that you wished... Just for a moment. One tiny second, even. That you were the one blessed with good luck.
Orias Oswell... your rival. Actually... he wasn't, not really. The guy probably didn't even know you existed. You watch from the bushes as he talks to one of his associates.
You sigh. Compared to him, you were kinda pathetic, weren't you? You felt something fall onto your head. The sound of shattered pottery tells you it was another poorly placed flower pot.
Groaning as you rub the sore spot on your head, you see three figures stare at you. Quickly, you look away. Of course, your bloodline magic just had to activate when you were spying. Why wouldn't it?
He made his way over. His lips quirked in an amused smile. "Well look who it is? We were just talking about you!"
You curse under your breath. What could he possibly want with someone like yourself? "Mm... no. That sounds bothersome." You grumble folding your arms over your chest.
"Oh come on... you haven't even heard my-" "Don't care." You spin around and start to walk away. "Aren't you even a little curious?" He catches you right as you tripped over a root. "No." Your flat tone left little room for argument.
"I think you'd like it!" He urges. You scoffed and pulled away. "Not likely." "Just hear me out!" You roll your eyes.
You feel a strange sensation along your skin. Your head snaps in his direction. "Whoops... you caught me." He gives no apology only an award laugh.
"Did you..." you paused. Did he just try to use his luck on you? He grins. Taking your hand and kissing the back of it. Giving you a sly wink. "Will you listen now?"
Your nostrils flare, and you unleash your own power. Suddenly, a hole appears under his feet, and he falls in. "I hope that answers your question." You said and walk away.
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
Ah yes... the common need to bother my sibling and prove my brief moment of superiority because who knows when the opportunity will arise again.
siblings amiright
#mairuma#andro m jazz#mairimashita! iruma kun#doesn't matter if ur younger or older#being a pain to ur sibling is the best pass time
201 notes
·
View notes
Text
So Anna has been less productive than Scott was in her first year so far...








I also realized that I did not add remix bundles...
She seems to be social though...
Oh god... she's a chatty cathy, isn't she?
Most likely to focus on building relations than fixing her farm.
1 note
·
View note
Text
Yes...
Yes...
Add a stoplight here...
Put a one way there.
Construction for an unnecessary roundabout goes this way.
Buy out their favorite Cafe and change it into a trader Joe's
What else?
Parking meters everywhere within an 8 block radius!
You are a supervillain. You've discovered where your hero nemesis lives, works, and relaxes. However, you follow the code so you'd never attack them. Doesn't mean you can't change the city slightly to annoy them.
2K notes
·
View notes
Note
Begging on my KNEES for kalego x reader content
Love your works with him 🫶
I mean...
All you have to do is ask darling.
I've got this.
*cracks knuckles*
10 notes
·
View notes
Note
Hello do you write NSFW stories if you do could I please have a story with reader x ifrit x marbus I don’t care what they are doing
Don't care?
Mmm....
A dangerous choice you've left me with.
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
Okay...
So my laptop of 5 years finally died.
So rude.
I won't be transferring my tumblr works onto A03 for a while.
The way of the pickpocket
Is on a temporary hold.
Why?

This bastard knows what he did. Resurfacing right as I'm about to release content implying him to make me look further into his character and causing a rewrite!
Moving on!
Yes I've been seeing the new chapters.
Yes I've been keeping up with the mafia au
Yes requests are still open.
I think we all know by now the rules but here's a reminder.
No adultxchild requests here. (NOT doing anything to make them the same age either please find someone else)
Any songfic requests must come with the full lyrics available for search. (So recent songs that came out might not be accepted if I can't find the lyrics)
No gender neutral character requests for smut. It's a headache to write. (I do manage a few NSFW story implications here and there but if youwant something detailed you're going to have to message me for it.)
Please keepin mind that some requests take longer than others. There is no set order to what I write. (You're not paying for it and I'm not selling so there is no due date)
If it seems like I haven't mentioned your request in my WIP list. 9/10 I just don't have a title for it yet.
Now, to the important part.
WIP LIST!
The way of the pickpocket (on hold)
Move! Or so help me- (Eito and reader)
Two sides of the same coin (orias and bad luck reader)
Planting Roots 2
Eternal Blossom 2
Pierced my heart 9
Broken Symphony (song fic for Poro-chan reserved for story #225)
Contract (reader messing with kalego mafia au songfic)
Pouting (pouty Robin and reader)
Stressed (Goemon is dealing with some anxiety right now)
A friend (young alice and iruma becoming friends)
Melt down (female ice demon reader can't take the heat)
Riptide (Male water demon reader (possibly drowning some idiot) songfic)
Pleased (reader songfic based off of Jessica rabbit # (Possible x Robin fic) from who framed Roger rabbit
Remember when? (Sullivan x Reader fic old memories)
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
*Shrugs* "I said I didn't. You think i don't know that asshole, please. You were far more decent."
"Uhh..."
"I mean, he never did the dishes, drank all the milk and had the nerve to track his muddy shoes across my clean floors every day!"
"Ok... I'm sensing a lot of unresolved tension here..."
“QUICK YOU HAVE TO SHOOT THE RIGHT ONE!!!” BANG “sinister chuckle You picked wrong.” “No I didn’t.” “…huh?”
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
"For the last time I am not a hostage." Rubbing his temples with a sigh. "If anything you kidnapped me!" He glares at the mage with crossed arms before looking over his shoulder at the barbarian. "Would you put me down for the love of god?!? Your armor is bruising my ribs!" Starting to become irritated.
"Look obviously this is a case of Stockholm syndrome where you ju-" "Fuck you! Do you even know what I had to do to catch my husbands attention???" He snaps angrily.
"Let me tell you it is not easy to win over a giant! I bought a mountain!!! I hand carved each piece of furniture! I won't be insulted by mere strangers over my love life choices!"
"Wait a second..." the barbarian sets him down. "You mean to tell me... that you married a giant??" "YES!!! YOU DUNDERING OAFS! AND I'D LIKE TO GOBACK BEFORE HE STARTS CRYING!"
You and your non-human spouse live peacefully and happily in a remote village. While your spouse is running errands, passing adventurers “rescue” you as they mistake you for a hostage. You must explain the situation before your spouse comes home and finds you missing...
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Stares quietly at the skunk. The animal sits quietly in it's harness looking up expectantly.
"Well... at least you're not an elephant." Opens the door further, allowing them to walk in. "Now... what fo skunks eat? Um... fruit? Do you want some grapes?"
Rummaging through the fridge while the little one explores. Setting the bowl down on the floor and carefully picking up the critters, removing the harness.
"Hey... you're pretty chill huh? I think I'll name you Chester."
The animal shelter announces they are switching things up and letting the pets choose their humans. Your friends got cats and dogs. Your niece got a hamster. What arrived at your doorstep was a bit unconventional.
3K notes
·
View notes
Note
...
Now I also can't stop thinking about a water reader and then the song "get in the water" from epic comes on...
Damn reader in my head for being so flexible.
Obviously I'll have to make two different ones for this.
So the first will be the female ice reader...
I'm thinking the title will be called.
Melt down
As for the second I'll have it be male as a counterpart...
Name still unknown for this one damn it.
*looking at reader in my head*
Would you stop singing that song for like 5 seconds!
*Reader in my head spinning around a trident like a freaking pole dancer dressed in dark leather and makeup. Having the nerve to flip me off*
... they are currently in a rebellious phase.
Hi I’m sorry if this is confusing but when I see Iruma’s blue hair I think of ice demons so I was wondering if you could do where it is really hot outside and Iruma’s mom who also has blue hair she is with the teachers and she faints because it’s too hot outside and the teachers start to panic and try and help her cool down
You know when I think of Iruma's hair I think of the water because Kerori is an ice demon but her hair is like an icy blue.
But I get the concept.
Speaking if which
Stay hydrated this summer everyone.
#welcome to demon school iruma kun#mairimashita! iruma kun#reader#iruma#crocell kerori#water demon#songfic#reader in my head annoying me
3 notes
·
View notes
Note
Hi I’m sorry if this is confusing but when I see Iruma’s blue hair I think of ice demons so I was wondering if you could do where it is really hot outside and Iruma’s mom who also has blue hair she is with the teachers and she faints because it’s too hot outside and the teachers start to panic and try and help her cool down
You know when I think of Iruma's hair I think of the water because Kerori is an ice demon but her hair is like an icy blue.
But I get the concept.
Speaking if which
Stay hydrated this summer everyone.
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
My Treasure
The scene was set. Relaxing on a bench. Raim leaning against you. You slowly tuning your guitar. Playing a couple of strings.
"I didn't know you played." She hums, her ears twitching at each note. "Only a little, it's been a while." You tell her. "Play something for me?" She asks. You nod.
Relaxed... sleepily watching you play the guitar. A slow, dreamy tune strumming in time with her heartbeat. Raim glances up at you, resting her head against your shoulder.
☆Underneath the moon and the stars. I feel like crooning~ With you under my wing, I could sing, till the dawn~☆
You glance down, watching as the purple-haired seductress snuggles up against you. Her hands wrapped around your arm as she listened to the words. Her tail swung lazily to the melody.
☆My song is my treasure that I'm glad to share with you~ as I kiss and coo... kiss and coo with you.☆
Hearts start to form in those beautiful eyes. Inhaling the sweet scent of love. That charming feeling washing over the succubus, making her feel whole.
☆Kiss and coo with you☆
Her tail flicks, and she shifts sitting up on her knees. Her nails trace their way up along your jaw. Her own voice following the gentle melody.
♡ Love has said "hello", you don't know. What that means really means to me. When I hear your voice~ I'm so glad... that I'm your choice.♡
You grin. It's suttle, not cocky or overbearing. It's bright... warm, natural. A part of you that she adores. Your fingers continue to pluck the strings.
♡Your song is a treasure that my heart will keep for you~ as I kiss and coo, kiss, kiss and coo with you♡
She plants a kiss to your jaw. Her purple lipstick stained your skin. You chuckle, planting a kiss to her temple.
☆♡Kiss and coo with you ahhah~☆♡
It was so comfortable here. No expectations, no stress, just you... just her. Together. Her tail wraps around your leg as she runs her fingers through your hair.
☆♡The moon, the stars, crooning. Ahhh, ahahh, this song... is our treasure. That we'll share our whole life through~☆♡
Maybe things could be like this forever. Would that be so wrong? The sweet addictive taste of love she could always enjoy... it sounded wonderful. So, so, wonderful.
☆As I kiss and coo~☆
♡Kiss and coo~♡
Well, it was just a dream. But even so, it was a lovely dream to have. Although rather embarrassing to admit. She hadn't had such innocent dreams since she was a student.
☆As I kiss and coo with you~☆
♡with you~♡
☆With you~☆
♡With you♡
♡☆As I kiss and coo. Kiss, kiss and coo with you~☆♡
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
"YOUR HAIR!!! YOUR BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!"
"Wait... what?"
Before they know it they are shoved into a chair.
"We're not leaving till this mess of tangled up knots is fixed! Just because you think looking like an old mop is fine doesn't mean I wanna be seen with an old mop!"
"I do not!"
"You do"
"It's just my fur type!"
"Oh don't you go blaming your lack of self care on the fur!"
You scream, seeing a monster in place of your roommate. "Yeah," it says, staring back, "not my best morning."
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
...
I hate being called out like this...
Going back to old writing is either just like:
1. “Who wrote this masterpiece?! It was ME?!”
2. “Who wrote this absolute shit? Oh fuck my life, that was me, wasn’t it?”
12K notes
·
View notes
Note
Can you please make a chapter 2 for planting roots
Already in the works but I have several other stories that need tending to at the moment.
I kinda let the ball slip and fell into a depressive state so I'm behind my schedule I set for myself.
Sorry for keeping you all waiting darlings. I'm back now and will be posting another couple stories within 72 hours.
Gotta make up for lost time and whatnot.
Requests such as this one are also open.
Thanks so much for everything! I really love how patient my readers are and the support I get from them.
3 notes
·
View notes