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Do you ever just sit in on spot and zone out and you can almost hear the redialing noise as you try to understand what the FUCK you just witnessed.

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I feel like people who like snow forget that snow also means cold weather. It's just constantly:

"I love snow!"

"it's so cold"

"Wow it's so pretty!"

"Wow! It's -5°F."

LIKE IT'S TO BE EXPECTED! You're out here looking like you're going to a beach when there's snow on the ground and you complain you're cold. No shit! You're out here wearing shorys, sneakers and a t-shirt WITH SNOW ON THE GROUND!

That is my rant for the day, good bye.

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Roleplay is like the most intense 'what if' of a fandom. Like you have two or more people who are just going with the second persons BS. Not to mention you could do the same r/p for months and not get bored because when you want to change something you can?! Like- best way to forget about depression but still. 10/10 role play is good.

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Flowers from 1970 is so good (I haven't finished it. i know okay?!) And I love the wall communication so waht if....:

Dream: Hey, Hey!

George: What? Got an idea?

Dream: What if I...

George: What if you???

Dream: *Licks the wall where his hand print is

Dream: Do you see it?

George: Do I see what? Where?

Dream: The hand print, I licked it!

George:... Wait-

(Handprint fades to having a blank spot in the center)

George: WHY DID YOU LICK THE PAINT?!

Dream: That's bad????

George: 🤦‍♂️

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I am the type of person that will hit you in the face at full speed with a basketball when we're less than a foot away and when you start crying I'll try to make you laugh. I know this, because I've done it before and the way I made my friend happy and ready to play was talking about how the gym floor looks like potato peelings and I wws completely engrossed in the ground when I said that.

I'm so unfunny that I'm funny and it works!

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School starts at 8:15

Leaves house at 8:01

It's a 14 minute drive

Arrives at 8:13

Me: Late? Don't know her man. I only know early and perfect landing and a perfect timed entrance.✨

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THOUGHTS! OK LISTEN! HEAR ME OUT! WHAT IF:

Fundy was actually a baby fox and while Wilbur was in the forest he spoted Fundy and then saw his mother disappear and a gunshot go off like in fix and the hound! However Wil took Fundy in and because he was lonley he raised the fox cub as if it was a human child. Fundy started to learn how to walk like Wil and actually was so smart that he started talking and forming his own thoughts! So when Fundy and Wilbur were watching a movie he noticed that all the kids had moms so he asked Wil were his mom was.

A few months before Wilbur had found Fundy his lover, Sally was killed in cold blood, leaving him upset and trued to take his own life by jumping off a bridge next to the dock him and Sally used to meet on. Though the fall didn't kill him he started suffering from memory issues and the last thing Wilbur saw before lossing his conscience was a salmon. This image and memory stayed in Wilbur's head and actually belibed that his lover was a salmon named Sally. Though he was aware that she had died he was still upset and wanted to play out the thought that him and Sally could have had a child thus leading him to tell Fundy that his mother's name was Sally and that she had to leave while he was very long and for unspoken reasons, couldn't come back.

Wilbur is just a man who lost a lover and his real memories of her and wanted to play out his fantasy as best as his crazyed mind could. But he did truly love Fundy.

To add to this: Fundy is at some degree, scared of Wilbur because when he was little he would offten find Wilbur having a full conversation with himself as if someone eles was in that room and the conversation always ending with him saying "I love you" along with a second later of, "Why are you leaving Sal?" But would also find his dad crying and pleading for Sally to come back, while rocking back. Fundy only asked Wilbur once and was just told that he didn't rember.

Wilbur loved Fundy but as he grew up and Wil got older he started lossing more memories and was unable to understand that Fundy was his son and that he loved him.

Ghostbur was Wilbur when Sally was still alive and still had his humor. He offten made jokes about the fish that would eat the bread the two would throw out for them and offten said, "Sally, look at that beautiful salmon! It has your hair color, though your alot prettier than a fish." And would pull out a flower and tuck it behind her ear because he loved her smile and laugh. Ghostbur offten wrote books with lyrics because Wil and Sally would duet songs together and dance on the dock, messing up and laughing while tripping on the others feet. Ghostbur also knew who Fundy was and loved him just like Wil did however his memories always became muddled and blurry when he would see or talk to Fundy. This is due to Wilbur starting to loss his memory and sanity which confused Ghostbur who did not rember Sally dieing or him trying to die.

Revivebur is just like original Wilbur but without the consistency of him lossing memories. Fundy doesn't see Revivebur as his father nor did he with Ghostbur so Revivebur can't renew the love he had for his son.

Fundy still doesn't and probably will never know what happened to Sally and why Wilbur went crazy and why he talked to himself. Fundy was hurt when he was practically pushed aside and forgotten and treated Wil as if he was dead because technically, the Wil an father he knew stopped existing when he was 17.

Thoughts? I like this actually. :]

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Wilbur imitating Tommy: Sorry I'm a bit tiered from the race I ran earlier.

Techno: Did ya win?

Wilbur: Of fucking course I did no sperm cell was as fast as I was to that egg!

Charlie and RanBoo: *deflates*

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A Minecraft roleplay in the makings is actually going somewhere. I need teens, twitch Streamers, YouTubers and people that want to do improve roleplay! There is a discord server and Tumblr group chat now available for anyone interested! LGBTQIA+ are welcome and of course DreamSMP fans and stans are allowed!

Group chat link below:

Hope to see you there!

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Wallpaper, take or leave it ☺️🔪

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I made this Wattpad fanfic

Were all the characters are mutated off of mob or animal. Go check it out! My brother at heart- on Wattpad!

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See, there is a difference between snow and white shit. Snow is okay through December- February. White shit is when snow has gotten out of hand and needs to learn it's place, like now, WE ALREADY HAD EASTER AND THAT WAS JUST A BIT OVER THE TOP! THANK YOU, PISS OFF PLEASE

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Hold the honk up...

Why is after noon PM and morning AM?!

AFTERNOON SHOULD BE PN (past noon) OR JUST N FOR NOON! AND MORNING SHOULD BE FM (fuck me, fuck mornings,) OR M FOR MORNINGS!

Who in gods name comes up with this shit!?

Gold up, I'm asking Google.

Google: From the Latin words meridies (midday), ante (before) and post (after), the term ante meridiem (a.m.) means before midday and post meridiem (p.m.) means after midday.

Well now we know -+- long live the PMs and curse the AMs.

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Okay! So Dream knew about the egg and he need to get everyone to hate him so he'd be less attached to his friends when they glot possed by the egg! He would then get into jail making it so he would be able to form a plan. [you with me?] Dream wanted to get everyones attechtment thingys because he can control them but not so he could hurt them but to make them go to a safer spot like the under water cirty Ranboo dreamed of [pun not inteadned] this is because the egg can't get underwatert! He would then explain this to everyone but because he is in jail he needed to get Techno to free him. Dream was more confident in stopping the egg because he had three lives! He no longer has those lives anymore making him scared and desprate to find away to stopthe egg but he is willing to die to save them. Ranbboo has memory loss and Karl is time travling making things blur together. Ranboo writes memory books to rember and Karls has found books that are reminders to do something! Ranbo had time travekled and writen it down to stop and prevent this making him lose his memory completly of dowing this!

Dream is the bad guy he is try to save everyone and blowing up L'ManBurg would make most of the SMP less attahed to that spot so they wouldn't have much to lose when moved to the city

Exile arch: Tommy would have no effect and would be indangered during that time and that he could stop it better then anyone

A bit scuffed I missed a few streams

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sbi and their coin jars

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Got a thearoy. C!Dream is insane because of the things he knows he's done and the guilt ate his resonable side away so that left him with hurting people so he could think straight because seeing people hurt snaps him back to nornal but it goes away fast because its more guilt [still feeling his self is less painfull.

Repost and tell me your thoughts?