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#aemond flexing but how funny would it be if daemon did this to him#but he used big words just to prove he could and idk that was hot#aemond targaryen#aegon targaryen#hotd
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#harry is stealing the show this season i’m sorry#got a better haircut and decided his princely duties included slaying and parenting#make him do it to daemon too i beg of you make this a comedy#hotd#jacaerys velaryon#rhaenyra targaryen
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aemond serving has brought you back 🙌🏼 i prayed for times like these (i reread (again) tdopm and heaven knows recently and am still in love with it and noticing new details)
i am a creature ruled entirely by the whims of hyperfixation and LET ME TELL YOU,,,
bitchy &&& vulnerable aemond?? like catnip for a freak like me idk man
#aemond speaking high valyrian#aemond flaming aegon#aemond still in the building of being bullied by aegon seeking comfort in the woman who was paid to do things to him at like 14????#horrifying#also shout out to competing hyperfixation osha and qimir from the acolyte#ask
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absolutely fiending over how you’ll write Aemond based on s2 ep4 bc I know it’ll be so so good
he served cunt!!! i have a vision!!!
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Bethany Antonia as Baela Targaryen and Phoebe Campbell as Rhaena Targaryen HOUSE OF THE DRAGON S02E03 | Geeta Vasant Patel
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Rhaenyra Targaryen and Daemon Targaryen HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 2022 - ?? | dir. Alan Taylor, Miguel Sapochnik
#that outfit and the too big crown#the scream i scrumpt#hotd spoilers#rhaenyra targaryen#daemon targaryen#hotd
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yeah
#the prettiest princess#curly hair jace just hits so different#house of the dragon#hotd#jacaerys velaryon
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bestie what are the odds of a 2024 heaven knows update 😭 (also need ur opinion on aemond serving cunt during that battle)
odds are HIGH i’m back in the fucking building!!
okay so aemond served so much cunt and flames aegon in a move i cannot help but respect and feel validated for (manipulative aemond RIGHTS)
BUT
his cuntiest moment was when he dragged aegon in high valyrian at the small council meeting (also,,, hot ewan speaks it so well) and aegon could not form a full sentence back
#heaven knows versus the new fic i started#i have to reread heaven knows to catch myself back up and am afraid of my own writing#the ending and plot has been planned for like a year i just need to stop being a coward at my own run on sentences#but i’m back in the aemond brainrot building thank you for letting me in#ask#heaven knows fic#aemond targaryen#hotd
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welcome back to the hellsite!!!! hope you’ve been well :D
thank you i have been percolating in purgatory but am so glad to be back on the hellsite!!!
#thank you for the best welcome back#i girlbossed too close to the sun and accidentally became important at work#by percolating in purgatory i mean work and work and also traveling for work#the audacity of making me do the job i am paid for instead of writing is hateful#but we are so back!!!#my love!!#ask
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I know life is fucking all of us over in some shape and form, but I have prayed for your return so seeing you update after a long day was a lil emotional ngl 🥹
my dude we are so fucking cooked
but we’re also so back at levels unforeseen
thank you for the wonderful welcome back:’)
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The regent prince of blacks and greens
#STUNNING#THAT AEMOND ART IS UNREAL#IT CAPTURES HIM SO WELL THIS SEASON#art#fanart#jacaerys targaryen#aemond targaryen#jacaerys velaryon#hotd
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let’s just take a stroll together,,,
not only is aemond supremely jealous of valaena playing queen with all these hosts, it’s the first time since her coronation that she’s been separated from jace
it’s just them in these keep chambers together, the sworn sword of the queen, her beloved uncle
and all those feelings valaena had been denying and bottling up for aemond finally have the chance to come out
valaena fighting her feelings for aemond (and that sexual attraction,,, she has a strong libido and her husband is just so far away,,,) while also learning how to be diplomatic and forge bonds, flying with aemond instead of riding in the carriage
of course aemond is a lurker but this time instead of watching valaena with jace, he watches her alone, in the privacy of their chambers
Is Queensguard!au the thing so salvage 2024 as a year?
Click here to find out more!
(glad to see you're back bestie! Hope it's been going great for you <3)
WALK WITH ME
viserys is MARGINALLY less a total piece of apathetic shit and rhaenyra/daemon never retreat to dragonstone
otto is sent away and daemon is the hand (alicent is off getting her coochie ate by some hot septa that looks like rhaenyra and does not have time to interfere)
aegon lives his best life as a drunk, helaena is happily married to a kind and gentle husband, lucerys and Rhaena are married and learning to rule Dragonstone and Valaena and Jace are engaged as heirs
valaena doesn’t want to be queen, but she’s known her whole life she’ll be married to jace and he loves her
she loves him too, but can’t forget the bond she and aemond had before her and jace’s betrothal was official and aemond dedicated himself to training only because what else was the useless fourth child of a king who has no interest in marrying (anyone but valaena)
but at the unexpected demise of rhaenyra and viserys at the same time means jacaery and valaena are crowned/wed on the same day
with nothing else to do and no prospects, with his childhood love of his best friend valaena, swears himself as her sworn shield, the queensguard because if he can’t have her, the least he can do is protect her and be obsessive closer to her
#aemond takes the trip as a personal challenge to see if he can knock valaena up before jace#also obviously this is the somnophilia au#aemond versus jace#who is the better uncle/brother husband#tdopom#hotd
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Ewan Mitchell as Aemond Targaryen in HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (2022-) S02E04 | "The Red Dragon and the Gold"
#that’s MY war criminal baby#you may have killed rhaenys and meleys but you also barbecued your rapist brother so ????#ewan mitchell#house of the dragon#hotd#aemond targaryen
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A battle at ROOK'S REST took place in the Crownlands during the Dance of the Dragons (late 129 A.C).
#FUCKASS AEGON#sunfyre my baby you deserve so much better#but aemond in this#competence is hot#meleys and rhaenys you deserved so much better#house of the dragon#hotd#hotd spoilers
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DAEMON & RHAENYRA TARGARYEN HOUSE OF THE DRAGON: 2x04
#DRAG HIM QUEEN#hotd spoilers#rhaenyra targaryen#daemon targaryen#milly alcock give me ONE chance#hotd
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Is Queensguard!au the thing so salvage 2024 as a year?
Click here to find out more!
(glad to see you're back bestie! Hope it's been going great for you <3)
WALK WITH ME
viserys is MARGINALLY less a total piece of apathetic shit and rhaenyra/daemon never retreat to dragonstone
otto is sent away and daemon is the hand (alicent is off getting her coochie ate by some hot septa that looks like rhaenyra and does not have time to interfere)
aegon lives his best life as a drunk, helaena is happily married to a kind and gentle husband, lucerys and Rhaena are married and learning to rule Dragonstone and Valaena and Jace are engaged as heirs
valaena doesn’t want to be queen, but she’s known her whole life she’ll be married to jace and he loves her
she loves him too, but can’t forget the bond she and aemond had before her and jace’s betrothal was official and aemond dedicated himself to training only because what else was the useless fourth child of a king who has no interest in marrying (anyone but valaena)
but at the unexpected demise of rhaenyra and viserys at the same time means jacaery and valaena are crowned/wed on the same day
with nothing else to do and no prospects, with his childhood love of his best friend valaena, swears himself as her sworn shield, the queensguard because if he can’t have her, the least he can do is protect her and be obsessive closer to her
#i have this vision of valaena knowing aemond wants her and she wants him too so she rides jace while maintaining eye contact with aemond#i’m debating whether it should be a why chose thing#except aemond way too psycho to share l#i just think jace and valaena would be hot too#blame it on the curls harry is rocking this season#ask#tdopom fic#hotd#aemond targaryen
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In a future horny hours we need to discuss the merits of of an AU where aemond and Valaena get cast in a bridgerton style show as love interests and they have to say it was a little weird to kiss your family but they’re professionals.
But they also act like this while doing press
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRKJuDQw/
my mind also acts like that when i see nicola coughlan
but let’s be so for real because,,,
their family history is not common knowledge, they were cast without everybody knowing, but they resolve to be professional because this is valaena’s big break and aemond wouldn’t jeopardize her happiness at the opportunity
besides,,; they’re not playing love interest right??
WRONG
they both took the job without knowing for sure they’d even play romantic leads, but their chemistry is undeniable from the start
they’re not leads initially, they’re side characters who start as enemies but slowly begin to rely on each other, chemistry out of this world from the first season as they banter and he pins her to a wall and she holds a knife to his throat
and while aemond has always known that he is attracted to valaena and wants her, she realizes it while they’re filming a scene where their characters are hiding in a tight closet together and she realizes that the heat in her stomach isn’t from nerves or the temperature of the set,,, it’s aemond pressed up against her, hard and unyielding to her softness
it doesn’t help that in interviews aemond can’t stop staring at her lips and catching glimpses of the generous décolletage, getting caught in 4k and being put in fan cams
when the show decides to ride that chemistry and makes them season 2 leads, valaena is panicking about how she’ll lose her job when they find out they’re related, how her mother will ever be able to look at her again
aemond watches her panic, pacing around her hotel room after they’re told the news at the end of the season airing at the final press tour
he wants her so bad and this is finally the perfect excuse to have her
all he needs to do is to get her to understand their chemistry
“if you’re so worried about it, why don’t we try it?”
“try it??” valaena’s voice breaks, going high at the end at the thought of his lips on hers.
“you’re an actress, i’m an actor. come over here and rest the waters. if it’s too weird, i’ll quit, they can recast me. but if we have the chemistry everyone says we do, we can be professionals about it. it doesn’t have to be a problem if we can be professional about it” aemond says like it’s perfectly reasonable and not the most important moment of his life.
“Professionals,” Valaena echos, stopping her pacing right in front of him, right between his sprawled legs. Silently, aemond sends a prayer of gratitude to her stylist for the tour. with her standing right there between his legs in those lethal and spindly heels, she’s at the perfect height for him to appreciate the way her breast are pushed high, dusted with freckles he wants to taste. Her hands settle on his shoulders for balance in those near six inch heels.
“Professionals. think of it as an audition. we’re testing the waters of our chemistry,” Aemond says slyly. He shifts forward, her lovely eyes tracking his every move, anxiety still written across her posture.
That’s fine. he can fix that and convince her in one go. he knows what she needs.
“How would we even begin to test the waters??”
Aemond sees the opportunity. “Like this.”
Seizing the opportunity, he grabs her waist and pulls her in close enough that she has to straddle him for balance.
“Aemond-“
Whatever she was going to say is cut off as he seals his mouth over hers, kissing her like he’s trying to taste her very soul. she gasps into his kiss, relaxing in his arms, molding her lips under his.
#and then they fuck obviously#because they have to test the waters more#it can’t be weird on camera if they’ve done jt before!!#slutty costar rights#also aemond would 100% go to the bridgerton men school of horny interviews#ask#tdopom fic#heaven knows fic#hotd#aemond targaryen
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