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the more time passes the more insane i feel about how pjackk swung into my dms out of nowhere and started hitting on me for about a week

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at the apple store, straight up drawing "it." and by it let's just say

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I’ve never had a reheading go this horribly before. I’d say I’m pretty good at beheading- I may have broken a neck once or twice, but never any parts I actually liked or intended on keeping, and usually a reheading is the easiest thing, right? Just a little squish and a pop and done, a complete person. But this time it just- it just won’t go back on the body?? Which is incredibly frustrating but also, like, why??

And the funniest thing is, I’m not even swapping a head!! This is a curvy dancer head going onto a curvy dancer body!! They match!! This should have been so simple!! But no, this head’s just flopping around like a limp flaccid idiot and my hands are all red and sore now but the head just isn’t attaching all the way!!

Today I did six beheadings and two other reheadings, and I wanted to get this one attached so I could take a picture, but somehow it just isn’t working!! The head is just getting squished around but isn’t stretching over the neck right!! And I’m way too lazy to go and boil the head just to make the slip easier!! And I don’t wanna keep forcing it cuz I might break something but this is!! So frustrating!!

Like, what could I possibly be doing wrong!! Fuck!!

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Thirsty wunk

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mamma mia here we go again

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plany off time is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have

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Silly drawing I made based on a joke made in one of @eternal-savvy-blog ‘s yttd streams!

Will you accept his dog…

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tumblr is one of the only places i will actually unmute a video when the tags are like "omg unmute it" bc i know most everyone else on this website loves reading and hates noise like i do so it must be pretty good

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is she, you know... *mimes winding up a key*

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he doesn't know that hes the prettiest kitty inthe whole wide world it's sad

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i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

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why did you just touch me with a 10ft pole

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rice & egg are like two hot girls who are in different social circles but occasionally run into each other at parties and make out sloppy style

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Do you not like Twenty Øne Piløts?

the fact that you took the time to put the slashes in the Os tells me that this is probably not a conversation we should have