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That was the summer of 1963 - when everybody called me Baby, and it didn't occur to me to mind...That was the summer we went to Kellerman's.

DIRTY DANCING (1987) dir. Emile Ardolino

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Queer women on dating apps that have "lgbtqa+ affirming" in their bios. Like ya girl I hope so. Are you a Christian per chance

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Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

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The standard prayer in Gideon the Ninth:

Two points here:

(1) I find it endlessly hilarious that God/the Emperor is portrayed so seriously, so High-Fantasy-Stereotypically, in the first book; and then in the second book he's just some guy from New Zealand having inadvisable drunk threesomes with his friends

(and then in book three??)

And (2), apart from Harrow and Gideon, everyone else joins in reciting this prayer, except "Protesilaus" and IANTHE:

"The hulking mass of man-meat, Protesilaus, stared straight ahead without even mouthing the words, his lips as still as the pale Third twin’s. The others joined in without hesitation, though with varying fervour."

WHICH COULD MEAN NOTHING.

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U look at that and try to tell me welding isn't a type of wizardry. Sorry that's magic he's doing spells idk what to tell you

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Filter transandrophobia and transmisandry as tags the way you do for terf stuff I am no longer asking.

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Adding my own tags for context

What's that thing when you're gay asf and you enter conservative land and they look at you like a rabid dog thats going to bite and then you're nice and friendly and you can SEE all the tension drain out of their body and theyre sweet and nice back(not all the time but a lot.) what is that. What's going on

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I live in a blue city and republicans here are built different than country ones. They're never nice they're generally pretty vile to me. What is that can someone ask their fox news mom

What's that thing when you're gay asf and you enter conservative land and they look at you like a rabid dog thats going to bite and then you're nice and friendly and you can SEE all the tension drain out of their body and theyre sweet and nice back(not all the time but a lot.) what is that. What's going on

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marrow

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this is fucking insane.

the second clip especially...

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Harrow the ninth dares to ask the question, what if your found family just fucking suuuucked. What if they sucked soooo bad omg omg. Space alexa how do i unfind these people

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we cannot sit and stare at our wounds forever

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Just when you think you can't take it anymore menards puts up its Halloween display

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i hate when it’s like ughh okay i am just overthinking this. it is not going to be as awkward as i thought! it will be fine. and it is JUST as awkward as you thought

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someone: hey I noticed this thing you did in your writing!

me, kicking my feet up flirtatiously: oh??? do you want to hear my thoughts on why I did that? do you want a play-by-play of the language choices in every related sentence? do you want an exhaustive breakdown of The Themes???

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wish I could have a moth as a pet. Like imagine that cute fuzzy thing was bird sized. She could sit on my shoulder and I'd let her out at night to go do moth things and in the morning she'd come home and nap in her moth tent which would be shaped like the moon. And I'd give her moth treats (pieces of wool sweater or some fruits). Genuinely upset about this