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lets all just be needlessly ominous for the rest of the year
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this is the most fucked up thing that’s ever happened to me
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Look, the only live action Disney remake I want is the Emperor’s New Groove and I want there to be no CGI, I want Kuzco to be played by two actors in a cheap llama costume
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kids are fun bc they dont give a shit and have no inclination of social norms. Im standing in the self checkout rn and this little girl has not broken eye contact for atleast 50 seconds
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bf: come over
me: i can’t im eating leaves
bf: my parents aren’t home
me: im a vegan
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yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country
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