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cute david audio brought me back from the dead.

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milo !! ft a couple diff hairstyles bc im indecisive

check out my kofi !! <3

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ive been completely dead for like 4 months but im BACK ! because i heard the wedding was soon and i wouldn’t miss it for the world.

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ur very epic n funny never die plz

OH MY GOD I HAVENT BEEN ACTIVE AT ALL. i failed you user huxleaf on tumblr…

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now who was gonna tell me that blake is evolving like a fucking pokemon.

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I find it absolutely hysterical that there's the ongoing (joking) discourse about what the yandere caller's name is.

Meanwhile, I'm just sitting in the corner holding this absolute creep in my palms, and listening to him pant in my ears like the slut he is.

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My Top Gavin Quotes

this man is just pure love given form istg. @xanyiaz as promised, it’s gav’s turn, ta daaa~

“You can. I know you can.”

“What? I took my shirt off that was his tip.”

“Yes, I just sexualized a building.”

“I’d make an incredible Princess Peach. I’m a vision in pink.”

“My love.”

“Tell your guidance counselor that Gavin says hello. And that I hope the stains came out of his shirt.”

“Deviant, hold me back, the joke’s writing itself.”

“I know perfectly well what a miicrowahvé is. I just don’t know how to operate it.”

“I don’t suppose you feel like sharing his address, in case I wanted to help him… ‘move on’ a little more quickly?”

“Like Empathy Daemon Caelum? Talks too fast, little horns, almost too-sweet Caelum?”

“Oh, nothing special, I just want to see if I can send Vega into orbit around his namesake.”

“But you don’t mind sucking hard?”

“I’ve tasted every kind of ecstasy that the people of this world can experience, but yours is the one that sets my heart on fire.”

“I know feelings. Even the ones I haven’t given myself a chance to feel. I love you. I have loved you. Tried to show it in the ways I knew how, even before I could admit the words to myself. I love you.”

“Oh come on, do-able can be a form of praise.”

“Maybe I don’t care who hears. As long as I get to.”

“When I’m with you, I feel like I’m home. More than that actually. Being with you changes what home means.”

“Oh no! Oh I just realized something, Deviant! I’ve never had to whisk a combination of egg yolks, water, oil, and vanilla before! I guess you’ll have to show me how, by coming up behind me, wrapping your arms around mine, and guiding my hands.”

“Well, as of this morning, the human population has decided to reverse their historical position and now defer to my judgment on what time it is. And I say it’s still bedtime.”

“Is this what they mean when they say relationships are about compromise? Pinning your partner in place until they agree, under duress, to carve out a few minutes of sleepy cuddling?”

“You make me so very happy, Deviant. In ways I’d never given myself lease to imagine.”

“You are sin given form, aren’t you? Looking up at me like that. Perfection.”

“Nothing will stop me from keeping you safe.”

“You’re my sky, Deviant. The space between my stars. What I feel for you… in a lifetime of sensing the emotions of others, I never imagined I could feel like this. This much. And I am so grateful for it. And for you.”

“Oh 7/11, I owe you so much.”

“I do have a more… chaste idea. I know, the shock may kill you.”

“It’s sweet, Damien. You’re allowed to be sweet.”

“Yes, I am bad. But I’m very good at it. And I’m yours, my love.”

“What? I’m not grinning, I’m not doing anything. I don’t know what you could mean by that Deviant.”

“Yes, it belongs to you, my love. However you want it. However you’d like it.”

“Who says I can’t study laying down with my eyes closed?”

“I’m allowed to whine. It suits me.”

“Put me where you want me.”

“Well I’m the tooth fairy, can’t you tell?”

“Your scent teasing my senses… If that’s weird, then what the hell do you call what we did last night?”

“You burn rapture through my body, until my vision hazes… and haloes and bends. Like liquid.”

“Your touch ignites my stars.”

“I don’t think you feel gross.”

“Not our fault we’re forever surrounded by a bunch of tyrannical Puritans.”

“I don’t know how well I can pass for a ‘bro’, but I’ll bravely soldier on in Huxley’s honor.”

“Yes, baby.”

“You changed my life. You change it every day. You make me better. And I love you more than human words can convey.”

“There’s no such thing as a perfect match, there is no form of a relationship that doesn’t come with disagreement and effort, but the feelings we hold for one another and the work that we put in for one another are enough to weather any storm. And that’s the difference.”

“And what greater crime is there than to disappoint a rat? Maybe Huxley is wearing off on me after all.”

“‘Adult Pink Fruit Monarch’ costume, here I come.”

“Yours is a soul that makes the stars shine brighter. And you’re beautiful for it. Always.”

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oh my god i love this.

redacted characters’ most used emojis:

(inspired by @tuerescringe hehe ur proper funny)

william: 😍 (supportive dad)

vincent: 👽

porter: 🤭

al*xis: 🤓

sam: 👍

david: never uses them

milo: 🤨

asher: 😚/🤣

guy: 🤪

aaron: 😉

ollie: 🫶

geordi: 😅

huxley: 😎

damien: 🥱

gavin: 😏

lasko: 😁 (awkward mf)

k*dy: 💯 (unironically) (cringe)

caelum: 💝 (he likes the bow)

avior: 😑

regulus: 🤤

cam: 🤍

vega: never uses them (🍆)

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Shaw Pack Headcanons:

(inspired by my friends! yet again!)

- Whenever Asher dies in a game due to lack of trying, he describes it as “playing with my meat out.” It’s terrible and instantly kills everyone in vicinity.

- Asher calls everyone but David a variation of “little bro.” David is instead given the wonderful title of “Big Dog.” He hates it.

- Angel plays Fortnite with Asher. Which sucks because they play on switch and it’s the worst possible way to play it. They refuse to touch the console simply because they are lazy.

- Baabe is a Glee enjoyer.

- Sweetheart has been begging everyone to play Lethal Company together because they find it absolutely hilarious.

- Milo is surprisingly not as adverse to the idea. He thinks the tiktoks that SH sends him of it are pretty funny. Actually playing it is horrifying though. He stays in the ship.

- David kinda adores Lethal Company.

- David tries to backseat whenever Angel plays a game that he likes.

- Whenever Darlin is gamer raging/jokingly insulting Asher, he responds with something like “You’re my friend and I care about you so much :) Did you know :)” It shuts Darlin up.

- Sam and David always take the lead when playing multiplayer horror games.

- Angel fucks with Roblox heavy. David absolutely does not get it.

- Asher does though.

- Milo had a soft spot for terrible medical dramas. His favorite is Grey’s Anatomy.

- Sweetheart watches it too but they get so stressed over the workplace atmosphere.

- David is a 60’s-70’s era anime enjoyer.

- Darlin’s top used emoji is the middle finger.

- Milo and Darlin are the same level of pussy when it comes to horror.

- Angel describes things as “yucky disgusting.”

- Sam and Baabe like playing chess together.

- Darlin constantly debates others on whether it not they could beat their faves in a fight.

- They are adamant on the idea that they could solo Gojo.

- Asher and Angel greet each other by going “Hey buddy!” in a strange little nerd voice.

- They all have little beaded bracelets. Angel got them for everyone during a trip to their hometown.

- Whenever David is explicitly affectionate towards someone besides Angel, they feel strangely frightened.

- Asher sends everyone slop content tiktoks and thinks they’re the funniest shit ever.

- His favorite currently is a clip of a Flash villain saying “and now I am the ruler of gorilla city and all of the gorillas will follow me.”

- Whenever someone says something mildly upsetting in the gc, Sam replies with “Jesus wept.”

- Sam’s top used emoji is “😕”

- Whenever someone says something stupid, or unfunny, Milo responds with “That sucks, by the way.” It immediately makes the recipient rethink their life choices.

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Ooga booga

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"Brown. My eyes were brown."

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oooough…

executive dysfunction

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sam used to have brown eyes. does erik redacted want me to die.

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Hush Drabble!!

Hi. I actually haven't written anything in like months and this was made late at night and given like. zero revision afterwards. But it's content!

This is mainly just be writing a little snippet of how I characterize Doc and how they feel about this newly developed attachment they now have.

No content warnings! Just weirdo domestic stuff.

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The most annoying thing about dealing with demon-made horrors beyond your comprehension isn’t actually the corpses that seem to pile up on the carpet. Which is strange, and most definitely a sign of dangerous desensitization. The actual most annoying quirk that one has to deal with is the newfound lack of personal space.

A bit of prodding, a lot of pinching. You think he’s come close to biting at one point.

A pinch, “This is your nose.” Your response comes out nasally. “Yeah. It is.”

The worst part about it is that you don’t even mind. Its endearing. Grossly so. He reminds you of a cat. A humanoid, dangerous, eldritch cat. You see, Hush never comes off as pushy, strangely enough. His way of interacting never feels malicious, it lacks the underlying intention that regular beings have. It only ever stems from curiosity. Its safe. Which is weird. He’s weird. But you guess that you are too, considering that the least uncomfortable interactions you’ve ever had were with a being that the masses are literally incapable of comprehending. You think you can comprehend him pretty well, though.

He’s practically draped himself over your shoulder, “What is that?” “It’s a brownie.” “Is it food?” “…Yes..? Well. It’s not like. Food food. It’s a dessert, something you eat after having a proper meal. It’s a snack.”

He blinks, takes his time with it. It’s so slow. “I see.”

A beat of silence.

“Do you want to try it?” “I don’t-“ “I know.”

His temple is against yours, he’s staring at you. Scrutinizing you. At least it feels that way.

“Okay.”

So you give him a piece, and then you watch in bewilderment as he swallows it. Not a single chew.

“Is it supposed to be like that? That wasn’t very enjoyable.” “Well. You did it wrong, for starters. You’re supposed to chew. Which is like, biting it while it’s inside your mouth. It lets the flavor spread.” “Oh.”

And so he tries again. This time he lets a little hum, because he actually managed to taste it.

He asks for another piece, and you both eat the brownie is silence.

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“do as you’re told. lay. down.”

me:

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OUGH he sounds like david. oh my goodness gracious. AUGH. ive fallen.

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NEW YANDERE ?!??

falls to my knees and writhes in agony /pos