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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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that ‘pakige?’ post but me, a couple hours after posting a fic, like ‘comints?’

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some sceneries from @yunuen's fanfiction" the line is covered in jellyfish"

I depend on this fic like crack

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Well what the fuck now

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How does superglue REFUSE to come out of the tube when you're actively trying to get some out, but as soon as you give up and put it down, the damn thing decides it's time to do world's best pineapple-with-a-werewolf-boyfriend -impression?

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Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

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Incredible things happening on tumblr

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every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

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god forbid we objectify men and their big hairy chests and their muscular thighs and their facial hair and thick brow bones and their big rough hands and their

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does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor

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editing is so funny because it's like "damn, i wrote 'before' two times within three paragraphs. they are going to stone me in the town square for this"

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I’m gonna trim your nails. can you please stay calm so i can get it done quickly?

I will take us both down

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you ever have just like, a really bad idea

anyways if you like bad things here’s a postcard