lilbittymonster
lilbittymonster
Imperial Nuisance, Stealer of Pants
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Queer. Nerd. Witch. Gamer. They/Them. 25+. Expect a whole lot of nonsense. No minors allowed.
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lilbittymonster · 6 minutes ago
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whoops lost myself for about eight years there
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lilbittymonster · 10 minutes ago
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I dunno man. I found out today that a subway sandwich is $14 now. A shitty subway footlong sandwich that isn't actually 12 inches long and is occasionally made with expired ingredients and was never a great option to start with. I ate those in high school because I was broke and at the mall a lot.
There are poke bowls in my city from a local place for $16. Super fresh fish and veg, warm rice, more than I can eat in one sitting, for the price of a sandwich and a drink at america's most mid-tier sandwich shop.
Someone in another post said (paraphrased) you used to be able to get something mediocre for cheap, but now the mediocre things cost as much as the nice things so why would you?
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lilbittymonster · 13 minutes ago
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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”
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lilbittymonster · 14 minutes ago
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lilbittymonster · 15 minutes ago
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lilbittymonster · 16 minutes ago
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Any day now
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lilbittymonster · 18 minutes ago
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I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen
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lilbittymonster · 19 minutes ago
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PARIS WAS NOT NAMED AFTER PARIS HILTON YOU DIPSHIT
source?
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lilbittymonster · 20 minutes ago
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beautiful women named extreme heat warning keep blowing up my phone
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lilbittymonster · 20 minutes ago
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to anyone who has ever been nice to me:
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lilbittymonster · 2 hours ago
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your post made me laugh bro. and yet, i am troubled
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lilbittymonster · 2 hours ago
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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lilbittymonster · 3 hours ago
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you know what’s a good feeling? a real good feeling?
when sunbeams do this.
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that is all.
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lilbittymonster · 3 hours ago
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Day 25- Life
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HW: Thinking of life before Ishgard
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lilbittymonster · 3 hours ago
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image i am in love with
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lilbittymonster · 3 hours ago
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stand_down.mp4
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lilbittymonster · 3 hours ago
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hold on something just happened
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