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SOFT AND SWEET A PLAYLIST FOR THOSE WHO LOVE LIFE
someone new hozier 40 day dream edward sharpe & the magnetic zeros all is love karen o and the kids good vibrations the beach boys electric love borns honeycomb kadhja bonet celeste ezra vine trojans atlas genius 10,000 emerald pools borns flowers in your hair the lumineers smiling lady wray youth glass animals i’m good the mowgli’s ann wants to dance papooz paris magic man seeing stars borns something good can work two door cinema club fred astaire san cisco
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IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA SENTENCE STARTERS
“I will never date you! Oh my god!”
“I’m sorry...Did you say something about poop in the bed?”
“What? You’re not going to go out with me tonight because these idiots found two poopies in a bed?”
“Oh my god, why would I ever go out with you? I hate you.”
“Which one of you idiots was eating a goddamn newspaper?”
“Those guys are playing hard to get--I’m gonna take off my bra and blast my nips.”
“Go download me a hoagie off the internet.”
“Will you just calm down any have another cup of coffee? God damn it!”
“I am going to smack everyone into tiny little pieces.”
“I’m telling you, these people are uncivilized deadbeats. Now, let’s smash this door down.”
“That’s bullbird!”
“It’s okay! Everything’s fine now because daddy’s here!”
“I was going to invite you guys to a rave, but now I don’t want to hang out with you anymore...But do you want to go? I have glow sticks.”
“I will eat your babies, bitch!”
“Grain alcohol, baby! Whenever there’s a potential riot, I’m going to get blasted on grain alcohol.”
“...Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese.”
“I don’t know how many years on this Earth I have left, I’m gonna get real weird with it.”
“I’m not asking you to do much, just turn a blind eye while I rob this place stupid.”
“Wanna go get sweaty in the bathroom?”
“I texted you ‘911′, dude! That means it’s an emergency!”
“Jesus Christ, are you cutting your toenails with a steak knife?”
“Do not plug an open wound with trash!”
“Can you stop talking about your dumb cat and listen to all the interesting things I have to say?”
“Hey, you want a skinless apple, bud?”
“Hey! This place is tits!”
“I’ve got two cats in the wall that I’m trying to get out. I’m thinking of bringing in a third to lure them out. Maybe a fourth.”
“What are you doing here? I was told I’d be meeting a woman breasts.”
“I have a little bit of a problem with old people...I find them kinda creepy...and scary. And gross, kinda gross. It's their hands really, you can see right through 'em and all their inside business.”
“I hate listening to people’s dreams. It’s like looking through a stack of photographs--if I’m not in any of them and no one is having sex, I don’t care.”
“Domino, biatch!”
“Oh my god! I will...I will smash your face into--into a jelly!”
“Dude, your grandpa’s a nazi.”
“This music sounds like whales raping each other.”
“I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna to kick a little ass, I'm gonna to kick some ass in the U.S.A., gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, I'm gonna kick some ass, I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ass. ROCK, FLAG, and EAGLE!”
“Here's a confession: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man... a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.”
“Now as long as you hurt the other kid as bad or worse than he hurts you, you will have done your job. And I'll be proud of you.”
“Are you happy now? I just punched a hole in my wall!”
“Why don’t you crack an egg of knowledge all over me, buddy?”
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The magical world has changed in the decades since Harry Potter’s battle with Voldemort.
The past two decades have been dedicated to improving magical relations worldwide, adopting a more political approach to clarify how wizards see themselves, especially in a rapidly changing world whose population reaches into the billions. The International Magical Summit has become a pacifist force to be reckoned with, serving as a United Nations to those who sport wands, broomsticks, and Animagus forms. With the new generation of wizards in mind, the International Magical Summit has instituted the first ever Youth Summit in its image. The Youth Summit lends political experience to international magical students, inviting every magical school to participate in a Model UN of sorts, focused on solving worldwide magical problems through cooperation. With a new year promising an impact that will affect an entire generation of wizards, the first Youth Summit is sure to leave its mark in the history books. One question remains…What will you bring to Salem ‘17?
Now open & accepting applications!
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SHINING BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN AN URBAN OPTIMIST PLAYLIST
past lives b∅rns someone new hozier city of stars ryan gosling this is what makes us girls lana del rey 40 day dream edward sharpe & the magnetic zeros flapper girl the lumineers your song ellie goulding hazey glass animals dog days are over florence + the machine sedona houndmouth lose it oh wonder all is love karen o and the kids little talks of monsters and men wiped out! the neighborhood stars future generations bright echosmith good vibrations the beach boys young folks peter bjorn and john stolen dance milky chance
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“you can never be under dressed or over educated.”
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“Fall in love more than once in your life. Fall in love with the way the stars whisper to the moon at night. Fall in love with the silent breeze that blows through the pines. Fall in love with a boy. Fall in love with a girl. Fall in love with the city you were born in and every city you travel to in the span of your lifetime. Fall in love with your parents–be sure to let them know that they are the reason you’re able to love so wholly. Fall in love with flowers and books and the smile of your lover. Fall in love with the pain you experience, and know that pain is only present to shape you into a better you. Fall in love with being in love. Fall in love with life.”
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