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Somewhere out there is the worst reviewed maid cafe on earth. And that cafe has a least popular maid.

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Do you ever wonder if you are someone’s “I should have gone after them”?

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Three butch friends of mine finishing the basement of my first house around 1996.   They worked for beer, and not even anything fancy. 

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I'm still salty about them changing his design after the first movie.

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“Our Little Secret 🤫”

Hi-res and transparent background versions available on Patreon for personal use.

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i wanna be pampered by a lot of girl friends who call me cute

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im getting really fucking sick of all this “it gets better!” bullshit. im going to have depression for the rest of my life. it’s not going to “””get better””” fuck you

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dont delete your zero note post. i will be there in 15 hours.

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“oh yeah you should watch this show! its on-” it doesnt matter. it is on the little site in my computer. for free

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Red vs Blue is really just a pack of absolute dickwads stumbling into situations for twenty years, and I think that's beautiful.

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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

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The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.

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the skill of going "jesus i just dont fucking care" and scrolling on

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would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn

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You have to get up pretty early in the morning to lead your gift horse across that burnt bridge but you can’t make a watched horse eat all your cans of worms in one basket