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ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever
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my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
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ah so it IS ep 4 let’s go!
'Time to say goodbye' huh .....
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“is this character good or bad” “is this ship unproblematic or not” “is this arc deserving of redemption or not” girl…

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Yes your blorbo is tortured and pathetic and slutty and pretty and suffers more than jesus and all that but never forget that your blorbo is, first and foremost, a loser.
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they say you snooze you lose, and well. heh. i snost and lost
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How it feels to find a fanfic where your favorite character is going through literally the worst horrors you can imagine

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sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world
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i feel like nobody has NOTPs anymore. like if you hate a ship now it has to be for some deep moral reason and you have to justify it to everyone what happened to just not liking stuff that isnt inherently bad but just because you personally think it sucks
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