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Me and my bestie ranting about men

"nobody likes a complainer" you say, like an idiot, as if thriving ecosystems of friendships aren't blossoming every day based solely on people vocally disliking the same things in similar ways

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Being hypersexual is fun and all, until you're dating a notorious tease (with low libido). Then it's fun and games (aka figuring out if it's a tease)

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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

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thinks abyout men in women's lingerie and runs fast as fuck face first into a brick wall

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Inertia is a property of matter~

I finna clock my tea bag into a car 🚗🚨🚗🚨🚗🚨🚗🚨

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I have to nudge it along with a vaporized health potion

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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What do you think I am Tumblr? Some kinda conservative??

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Having the dexterity to undo a bra (with 5 clasps) with one hand is a skill. One which I make my SO use to help me get the damn thing off after I come back home.

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Why stop with the thumb? Might as well take all the fingers while you're at it

i want to bite God's thumb off

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Definitely me tho, good luck everyone, it's supposed to be a shitshow

Imagine being in a snowstorm in a city that refuses to fucking bury the power lines despite it being the 2020s and not the 1940s and having to worry about whether the storm would take out your power because city and county officials can't do basic infrastructure updates, couldn't be me, definitely not me

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@mathsbian how dare you leave this in the tags. The people need to know this

Ok instead of thinking about the unknown creature that is chasing us through the woods of Appalachia, think about that wonderful train ride we took last week

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One right after the other. As it was meant to be

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But...but Vahtang 🥲

I hate beatboxing so much. I FUCKING HATE IT. If you make dubstep sounds with your mouth then I personally think we should be allowed to hit you with a really, really heavy truck.

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not to sound like a whore, but can we go to an aquarium date?

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And pray tell, why the fuck did you not ignore it? They are only dangerous if they are perceived. Sort of like those angel things, but these ones will rip and tear.

Ok instead of thinking about the unknown creature that is chasing us through the woods of Appalachia, think about that wonderful train ride we took last week

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Stomach flu is straight up bs. I wanna die, but Castlevania is on, so I guess I gotta watch it.