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lillabnerd · 5 years ago
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Beware the call of the bobwhite and whiperwill for their calls are easy to mimick.
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lillabnerd · 5 years ago
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OMG! I never watch TV ever cause I'm always working 2jobs and classes, but I just found this new show called HOUSE and it so cool! Like like
House:looks at food can *charges into patients room*
Patient: what are you doing?
House: you wet the bed.
How the fuck? Is he some omnipresent god or somethin? I swear.
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lillabnerd · 5 years ago
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Ever just walk down the street and hear a goose honk, so you get ready to square tf up or run?
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lillabnerd · 5 years ago
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Person: Can you pay my bills?
Friend: No, I can barely feed myself?!?!?!
Person: So? You got an emergency fund.
Friend: For emergencies? Stfu get your lazy broke ass a job I ain't your benefactor.
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lillabnerd · 5 years ago
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I have been alive for 20 years and just realized that blueberries are in fact purple and I just feel so lied to.
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