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Ha! Me alive 😄

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Day 2: B - bob hund Tinnitus i Hjärtat (tinnitus in my heart) from the album Folkmusik för folk som inte kan bete sig som folk (2010)

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when you remember music is actually life

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Wild at Heart (1990) dir. David Lynch

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dennis and dee want it all

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walked into a bookstore today that is curating on a whole different level

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man magazine (dutch) 2004

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i drank two glasses of water and nothing happened

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These two having a normal one in babymetal’s youtube comment section

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genuinely laughed out loud at this because WHY IS HIS REACTION SO EXTREME😭😭😭😭 like I can't even take it seriously because it's so out of place

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Women's History Museum

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here’s the facts

donald J trump is extremely fully 11 months pregnant

he is pregnant with a litter of half pig half men, somewhat resembling orcs. they were genetically engineered to his specifications and are rumored to be “super soldiers”

the former president became pregnant via embryo transplant - he does not have ovaries or penetrative sex, so insemination is not an option

they are not in his butt or penis - the pentagon hollowed and ballooned out his prostate gland to act as a psuedowomb

donald j trump is in constant pain because of this so he’s constantly smoking weed which just makes him sadder and more pregnant and it’s not so good for the piglets

trump said he got this idea “from sauron” of lord of the rings

when trump gives birth, his perineum will cleanly cleave in two, and a bucketful of viscous green nickelodean slime will dump forth onto the ground. he will steady himself against a ballet bar and dump out the pigfetuses one by one onto the floor with no umbilical cord

when pressed for comment, donald trump specified:

“I love my kids. They are the best. They’ve got strong blood. They’ve got good genes. But I could have better kids. I could have pigmen. Tall. Taller than me, if you can believe it. These piglets are the greatest — people are saying they’re the greatest!”

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Service dogs training to sit through a movie at a theater.

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i'll just say what we were all thinking. the paris catacombs are lowkey performative as hell