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had to get this out before we collectively move on from coldplay ceo

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being a daryl girl and ovulating is not for the weak

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“you better not be drinking and getting pregnant behind my back”

ma’am, I read fanfics on tumblr to fall asleep

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From now on, my only birthday wish will be to have a young Daryl Dixon—with a thick southern accent and motor-grease-stained hands—as my boyfriend. Like come on guys look at himmm

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‘he holds me in his big arms, drunk and i’m seein’ stars. . .’

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Norman hydrating a puppy

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at the same damn time ..

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when i’m reading an ‘x reader’ and he calls me his pretty girl

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me & my man fr 𐙚⋆°｡⋆♡

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Daryl Dixon I love you

He's over the top .. AHHHHHH!!!!

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I don't think anyone or anything in this world can explain what I feel towards this beautiful person!!

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Name all the freaky things you’ve heard Norman say?

if by freaky you mean sexual, here are some things i have written down before, there’s probably a LOT more, sex is on this man’s mind CONSTANTLY:

about eating a woman out: “before, during, after sex, shit anytime. it’s my favourite thing to do!”

fetishes: “necks, feet, when people with accents say english words wrong, duct tape”

what inspires him: “boobs”

“i get an erection really easily, i might have one right now, you’ll never know”

jerking off: “not the way i do it, it’ll be over in 15 seconds”

“i walk around naked a lot”

“i’m very shy in sexual situations”

about his ‘X’ tattoo on his collarbone: “X marks my spot”

how often he jerks off: “oh, 3 times a day”

his favourite position is from the back so he can play with the woman’s clit

thats all i can think of right now, there are probably more

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This man can’t be real.

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i love Daryl Dixon.

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it's a blessing and a curse to be empathetic and feel so deeply sometimes because what the fuck do you mean I cried over a cat meowing because it sounded like it wanted its mommy but he looked sick so there's a high chance he'll never see her again :((((

He's fine now but I cried for like 2 hours

P.S.: I took the kitty to the vet and he's healthy as a horse right now, he just LOOKED sick :)

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it's getting more deadly send help

ovulation will be the death of me.

That's it. That's the post.