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had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb
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i love flash drives theyre like small animals to me. like minnows
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one of my paleontology professors just went on a 20 minute rant on how humans and other tetrapods are inferior to modern fish because "We spend half our lives making swimming pools and being in the ocean to get back to where we once were but we just don't have what it takes."
we really are just glorified lungfish and he then ended on the rawest line "it's all we carry, the shame of our history in our bones"
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Average color of US states based on satellite imaging.
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me when I'm a fucked up looking mob that lives somewhere dark and unexplored with a game mechanic that revolves around one of the 5 senses ...
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me when I'm a fucked up looking mob that lives somewhere dark and unexplored with a game mechanic that revolves around one of the 5 senses ...
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