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fun games to play with your eldritch boyfriend 👁️

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Observations

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They can see you

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I have no regrets… AT ALL!!!👁️

*reference under the cut🤌

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*gripping table so hard it carves lines into the surface* if i don’t draw him in a cute little outfit i will die

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Gerry's on a stakeout

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You will always be a puppet

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Can we talk for just a moment how FUCKED UP it is to raise your child in your footsteps when you're a climber?

Arthur is the character that made me think about this, since in the Loser music video we see that his dad was also a climber. But this applies to any Mazmus knight (or for that matter, anyone who trains their family members (looking at you, Argentum)) to be specifically a climber.

Like, this is your kid (or relative, or such) and you are training them for the most dangerous squad role. The highest death rate. The ones most likely to be thrown like a damn football across the battlefield. Are climbers vitally important to Mazmus success? Yes, deeply so. Squads couldn't function well without them, and someone has to do the job.

But raising your kid specifically to do that? Purposely, from a young age, train them up for a higher likelihood to die?

That is Messed Up.

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LETS FUCKING GO CHARACTER SHEETS

this is NOT what i was expecting spencer to look like btw i thought they’d be a twink 😭😭

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My take on this moment which left behind the scenes...

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picture: a version of the "gay is okay" coming out meme with martin saying "I lied on my cv. I don't have a master's in parapsychology, I don't even have a degree. I dropped out of school at 17 to support my mum but no where was hiring so I just started lying, most of my employment details are made up and I'm only 29!" pan around to jon holding a cake with "lied about a death" on it under a "you killed gertrude" banner.

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i think a really funny subgenre of “Jon comes out as ace to Martin” fics is where Jon’s fully aware of his atypical relationship to sex and can describe it rather succinctly, oftentimes in a way that’s clear he doesn’t think less of himself for it but rather that that’s simply How He Is—but he has no clue there’s a label for it

so he gives his little spiel and Martin replies “oh, so you’re saying you’re asexual?”

and Jon just goes “i’m What.”

10/10, no notes

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just realised i never actually posted the magnus archives mug i painted on here (the mugnus archives?), so here she is!!! 👁️☁️🌀📼

thank you to @pestopasta626 for reminding me about it because i straight up forgot skdjskjdks

(btw i very sadly can’t sell these since it’s a hand painted piece so it took a long ass time to do :”)) i’ve briefly looked into producing some of these but im not sure how the legality of it works since tma belongs to rusty quill ofc)

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What is this, some kind of delta rune?

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Jarchivist more like Jerk-achivist

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interactions between jon and nikola are incredibly funny because its just this sopping wet cat of a man and this utter freak poking him like he's a weird bug

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“average person has 8 eyes” factoid actually just statistical error. average person has 2 eyes. Archivist Jon, who serves beholding & has over 10,000 eyes in his body, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.