lilseaturtle
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I’m alex. 26 😭🥳😭 Pronouns? No thanks. Consider me a pile of ooze. I’m really into speedcubing 3x3 PB 16.6014x4 PB 1:30 5x5 PB 2:40
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I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.
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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
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time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!
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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it
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[sits up suddenly in a cold sweat] what if my corpse doesn't rot
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While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a slapping,
As of some one gently flapping, flapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some fairy,” I muttered, “slapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”
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*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....
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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.
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