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Weird head cannon that Leafy has phytokinesis, but she has a condition to where it releases endorphins in her mind to make plants grow. Imagine watching a grown ass woman get high off doing nothing.

Two: “Leafy, are you okay…?”

Leafy, who is visibly shaking: “I’m doing AMAZING Two! In fact, I feel like nothing could bring me down right now!”

Tree: “…I took her gardening.”

Two: “Oh so now…”

Tree: “She’s higher than a satellite.”

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Be bisexual

Eat a bagel

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The facility manager returns to the hotel 🏨

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Nurse Lucifer!! Design by yokshima_ on twitter 💘💉

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tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

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Wywewnętrznianie II/Spilling guts II (2025)

Medium: paraffin and decorative straw over a diary

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Doodles of the wet beasts…

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These outfits have me in a chokehold

🖤🩶🤍💜🩷💛🩵

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Mammon: Hey uh… look mate... I gotta talk to you about somthin…

Lucifer: Fuck... what now?

Mammon: Hey, normally... I wouldn’t bring it up… but this has been goin on for too fuckin long... and it ain’t right.

Lucifer: …..let me guess… i owe you cash?

Mammon: do you??? Wait. fuck. No. It’s about ya boyfriend.

Lucifer: ……….. Alastor owes you money??? Why didn’t he just ask me?

Mammon: No ya moron! He’s hitting on me!

Lucifer: HA! Good one. I bet he used up all the money for bitcoin too.

Mammon: I AINT FUCKIN AROUND HERE!!! He won’t shut up about me! Always talkin to others and starin off in the distance talkin about how great I am n shit. It’s fuckin creepy man!

Lucifer: …………hUh?

Mammon: Can ya tell him ta knock it off? Like I know I’m hot but I ain’t interested….

Lucifer: I don't think-

Mammon: -Also I dunno where he got the idea, but I’ma shit fuckin cook... if he thinks I'm fuckin makin home-made meals n' shit someone's gotta tell him I got my own team of 5 star chefs waitin for me 24/7

Lucifer: ……………………………………holy mary's nutsack…..

Mammon: fuck.... okay….......... Im sorry Luce... I can't help how great I look... It's hard to compete with this level of perf-

Lucifer: HE WAS TALKING ABOUT HIS MOTHER YA DEAF-DUMBASS!!!

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Bomb from Inanimate Insanity has been arrested for accidentally killing a hobo.

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500 likes!

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door-to-door salesman (she’s doing crime) 💗🍷☠️

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angel i have some bad news

Gag 🌈

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Radioapple doodles whilst listening to arctic monkeys

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📻🍎

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