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Guys here me out

EDIT: THERE’S A COUPLE AWESOME BITS OF ART IN THE NOTES EVERYONE LOOK AND ADMIRE THEM!

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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copper my beloved

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after the permit office bit i realised that this is the kind of trio i adore

bonus

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Original

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the bad boys: maybe in another universe we’re not a red-yellow-green trio serving

the other universes:

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Bitches will create the MOST DEVASTATING STORIES KNOWN TO MAN out of 2 besties playing Minecraft together what the FUCK did they put in the water why are people making work about GoodTimesWithScar and Grian as if they’re Penelope and Odysseus the boys really saw a silly comedy and said no not sad enough we MUST fix this

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the bolter by taylor swift is grian coded btw if you even care

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from ranboo..

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CATS!

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'token straight' doesnt even exist in 2024. its gotten so queered up that theyre theyre all atleast a fifth of a faggot now

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i think as far as the dsmp goes, you either die the villain or live long enough to see yourself become part of the ever-growing list of queer minecraft youtubers

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honestly if u told me in 2021 that tommyinnit, lover of women, straightest guy ever, said hes bicurious and said half of faggot, i genuinely would not believe you

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You ever look at the rest of tumblr and go "they dont know about how tommyinnit (who at the time said he was straight) tricked his friend (who is a gay man) into marrying him and when his friend/husband found out (months later when he was joking about having a Vegas wedding with another friend and then Realised) he tried to get a divorce but tommy said no even though he has had a girlfriend the entire time and that then he wrote wattpad rpf fanfic about him and his friend/husband kissing (specifically with tongue) and his girlfriend dying and all the wrongs of the world being fixed. Now the divorce may be going to court and the friend/husband wants to try and stream the whole court case. Not only that but Tommy subsequently recorded an I'm just Ken parody about this marriage and most recently while Tommy was on a trip around America, back in England, his friend/husband started streaming more with Tommy's girlfriend (while in the midst of a 24/7 subathon stream he is currently over 45 days into) and bought her a new iphone so Tommy joked that he was being cucked. And now he's just come out as bicurious after his friend/husband tried to get him to say the f-slur on stream and his response was that he could only say a 1/5th of it before calling his husband a " 'ggott"." And this is all (probably) real. This is a real thing that happened.

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By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest

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My past ask about the traffic girls being the 4 Horsemen of the apocalypse, Pearl is supposed to be war and Gem is Pestilence.

Reasons

Gem = Pestilence : Boogeyman Infection

Pearl = War : Double life

Cleo = Famine : Zombie

Lizzie = Death : First to die in Secreft Life

Sorry for the mix up with Pearl and Gem!

-May

And they are all dating. They go on cute little dates when not causing an apocalypse.

They also go on cute little dates whilst they're causing an apocalypse! Just those are considered 'work dates' and are therefore a work expense!

It is, sadly, frowned upon to use this as an excuse to cause apocalypses.