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its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/

💀 my brother in christopher

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A stale one at that.

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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

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*While planning to break in somewhere*

Thorin: Hey, let's do "Get Help!"

Dwalin: What?

Thorin: "Get Help."

Dwalin: No.

Thorin: C'mon, you love it!

Dwalin: I hate it.

Thorin: It's great! It works every time!

Dwalin: It's humiliating.

Thorin: Do you have a better plan?

Dwalin: No.

Thorin: We're doing it!

Dwalin: We are not doing "Get Help!"

*A Minute Later*

Thorin, carrying Dwalin: Get help! Please! They're dying! Help Them! *throws Dwalin at guards, knocking them out*

Thorin: Ahh, classic!

Dwalin: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating.

Thorin, laughing: Not for me, it's not.

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I think unethical and bloody sex in an abandoned graveyard or church would fix me

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If you’re looking for a sci-fi show with….

Realistic takes on technology

Political intrigue and high drama

Complex, strong, and likable female characters

Fun and distinct alien cultures

Infuriating, scary, and delightful villains

Found family and beautiful friendships

Respectful portrayal of religion in a scientifically oriented show

Characters that grow, change, learn, and progress

Strong male leads who portray wise and intelligent leaders

Fantastically complex, fun, and interesting side characters

The ability to balance each character's unique style of humor with seriousness and sincerity

One of the greatest romances of the century

The profoundness of truth

and much more, then Babylon 5 is the show for you

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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"What's wrong, Omega? Are you scared of fire?"

An illustration for the ff Свидание в горящей церкви (A date in a Burning Church) by laymishh and Spirito Martini.

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Today's episode was a masterpiece honestly

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This ghoul makes me feel things

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Everybody acts like each new Game Changer is a new level of betrayal and psychological torture from Sam towards his friends. Did we forget that the very first game changer was "Sam wheels out a strange machine and asks the contestants embarrassing personal questions, the veracity of their responses is judged by the Machine. The machine is actually controlled by the contestant's significant others who have been made accomplices. Forcing their loved ones into revealing shameful truths for internet broadcast." And sure, he's gotten a bit more personalized with these, constructing a variety of torture chambers for Brennan Lee Mulligan specifically, putting Grant O'Brien in various situations and then bringing his mother onto the set. But deception and betrayal were part of Game Changer from the beginning. So, when I hear people say "I can't believe Sam WENT THERE" about something all I can do is think to myself He went nowhere He's been there the whole time

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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No fucking way LMFAO

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Me, refusing to buy another plastic bag: Taylor Swift:

i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

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Saw this meme circulating and I had a vision

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