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Regulus raising Harry with past jegulily au where every time Harry tries to use the 'dead parents card', Reg pulls the dead wife/husband card
'Erm, if you're going out in this weather, you need to put a coat on'
'If my dead mum was here she would want me to go out and enjoy myself no matter what'
'If my wife was alive she wouldn't let you out of that damn door until you put a jacket on'
'My dad's dead, you can't be mean to me'
'My husband's dead, you can't tell me what to do'
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barty, stealing the marauder's map and figuring out how to open it- because of course he would, he's a genius- and seeing james and regulus suspiciously close together in the astronomy tower, dorcas and marlene in the gryffindor girls dorms incredibly close together, and pandora and lily also very close together in the ravenclaw dorms- not to mention, remus and sirius in a broom closet on top of each other, and peter and gilderoy in the gryffindor dorms also suspiciously close together-
barty, lying in bed half on-top of evan, fully naked: wow, did you know that all of our friends and all of our friend's friends are gay??
evan, who has been running his fingers through barty's hair for the better half of an hour: shocking
barty: i know! and they're all being little freaks right now!
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I just really need them to serve cute looks and exhibit bestie behaviours for 6 seasons, minimum🥺
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They are so mystery gang coded, someone get these kids a dog
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*sighs deeply* my fugh thorough the years… i love them a normal amount..
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*checking up on my fandoms after like 4 months(winter)* hey guys how is everything-
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Don't know if this is too unhinged, but if ex has been to a universe where Caspar is a fish anything is possible
Draw the Midnight Burger crew as your favorite animals
Draw the Midnight burger crew as your favorite bugs
Draw the Midnight Burger crew as your favorite fictional/mythological creature
Draw the Midnight Burger crew as your favorite cryptids
Make up cryptids for the Triad
Draw the Midnight Burger crew as sheep and have Ava in a flock of humans
Be free
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alternate shifting point of null entropy ideas:
cafe: kinda basic, but like cmon. barista crew, coffee nerds, very cozy looking. there’s couches, brick walls, reusable mugs for people who stay long, magazines, low tables and high tables, mismatched decoration, big windows. sandwiches, pastries, assorted teas. it’s a science person, an engineer, an experienced barista, and a beginner barista who has to work their way up from putting sandwiches together to using the espresso machine. sleep on the couch and various comfy chairs.
library/bookstore: ironically very chaotic for a usually quiet space. books replenish themselves when people take them home. crowded, wooden desks, those green lamps, shelves and carts full of books. if you’ve thought of a book, it’s somehow there. it’s a science person, an engineer, an english nerd, and a guy who stands there saying that the sci-fi is over in that section. sleep on comfy reading sofas, curled up in a hidden fort in the rarely visited sections, there’s an “office” in the back used for a bedroom.
bar: bar, as well as booths. dingy decor, liquor from all over existence. want wine from ancient rome? we got it. want whiskey from 3145? we got it. space margaritas? you don’t even have to ask. (it just looks like moe’s from the simpsons in my brain).science guy, engineer, bartender who was taught by a mentor but is still inexperienced, and a bartender who had to learn how to bartend by bartending for centuries across the multiverse. look at that, the science person sleeps in a booth too. there’s a bunk bed in the office and a small TV that either changes depending on whatever reality they find themselves in or plays football games from earth. many more molotov cocktails. many more piles of barf.
feel free to add more/give ideas!
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The Mucklewains' Hour of Power is the radio station that K-LOVE wishes it was.
#effie mucklewain#zebulon mucklewain#the mucklewains#K-LOVE#for those who don't know#k-LOVE is a christian radio station#midnight burger#hour of power#podcasts
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albino!jason yayyyy :) !!

day 17: f2u base ft THE SEVENN (pjo/hoo)
creds: @ karagultabasco
base below!!

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So you know that running joke on the Argo II about how Percy eats so much and from everyone else's POV it's seen as quirky or unusual? It's quite possible that his open enthusiasm about food is weird to the others because he's actually the only one who's normal/healthy abt food.
Think about it. Leo's been through food insecurity and he may have issues with it because of the way his body looks. He's also a workaholic and generally probably doesn't really have a very good sense of when or what he needs to eat to feel better. Annabeth might be similar, not being able to sense her hunger cues very well because of Trauma (TM) and the way she gets sucked into her hyperfixations.
Piper and Frank might both be conscious about their weight, Piper because of bullying and her Hollywood environment and Frank because he's always been so big naturally and his grandmother probably verbally abused the hell out of him for his weight.
I think Jason skips meals as a form of self-punishment if he doesn't feel like he's earned it. He also wants to make sure everyone else on his team has had what they want to eat before he gets to have any.
Hazel straight up lived in the depression, so food was probably rationed. She was also a girl in the 40s and body shaming was on a whole other level of ridiculous back then so I can't blame her for feeling like she needs to restrict for a few reasons.
And then there's Percy, whose mother did the best she could to make sure her son had a healthy relationship with eating and food. She didn't always have money, but she showed her love through food and treats as much as she could and together they created their blue food tradition. This means that Percy now is excited about food and can probably better measure his hunger cues than anyone else on that ship. This is a good thing not only for him, but if he shows confidence in the way he eats what he likes until he's satisfied and stops when he's full, it might give his friends social cues that they're allowed to eat like he does.
Percy, of course, would be happy to know he's helping them...but right now, he's too excited about those pancakes.
@manygeese @just-call-mefr1es @monarch-of-weird-girlboy-nation @jasonisntboring @erosjournal
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i’ve been thinking about riordanverse demigods and their mommy issues.
annabeth, piper, alex fierro: my mom is an absent goddess who’s kind of a bitch to me and my loved ones
jason, thalia, hazel: my mom was a messed up person when she was alive
nico, leo, frank, magnus chase: my mom died years ago but she was a wonderful person and i miss her every day
percy jackson and will solace: MY MOM 🤱 is my BEST 🤩 FRIEND 👯 she is so LOVELY 🥰 and KIND 💕 and COOL 😎 and i’m having DINNER 🍽️ WITH HER ON SATURDAY 🥳💫🤪
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Lester is so me
Lester: Gods, it’s 10pm. What next, 11pm?
Lester, an hour later: well guess what just fucking happened!
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hey. you should watch mystery incorporated.
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