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local woman bookmarks 84 wedding dresses, will probably get married in a onesie (a flying squirrel one)

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i keep getting catfish ads

@heavytequila i have something to tell u

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is it too early to say you’re all invited to our house for thanksgiving if you don’t have a place to go

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Being attracted to someone’s voice is a real thing

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me: laughing because someone on my roller derby team’s boyfriend has a mullet

also me: remembers i’m engaged to heath “mullet” hussar

...fuck

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anyone else having a real tough time with time zones or just me

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a few nights ago Maverick started acting like he might say his first words. this morning, he did. despite Heaths best efforts to ensure it was dada, Mav showed us he’s got both of us beat. what was it you ask?

‘baby’.

anyone who knows Heath or Zane knows that this comes out of their mouth every other word. i for one, am impressed and amused. Heath? not so much.

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hi i’m looking for someone who has ding dong qualities who would be willing to watch my spawn while we go celebrate zanes birthday on the 18th.

he’s little and only creates little disasters

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hey hi i’m ember

i am professionally on time and wrangling Heath to make sure he gets where he needs to be. Any other time, i’m crossing animals and being the imposter. I have a little dude who’s my biggest fan, his name is Maverick and he’s my whole world.

let’s discuss how 90108 is the dawson’s creek zip code @ idroppedmycroisssant

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unfollow 🥸

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this is my mood for tonight

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dear walmart what is the point of having same day pick up if i cannot same day pick up the items i want

i am lazy and going inside is just something i don’t want to do

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i am tired and i am hungry

therefore i am cranky

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someone come hide my credit card because i don’t need trixie mattel merch

....except that i do

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just a dodo, standing here in front of you, asking if you remembered to take everything with you

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a concept: “marry me, dumbass”

to the tune of

love story by t swift