#lhq.intro

[bvckpains]

hi hunnies, i’m mila. i’m the littlest wittek sibling. i own a restaurant in los angeles, so stop by to get something yummy. not only do i own a restaurant but i do model. one of my proudest accomplishments is my sports illustrated swimsuit shoot. i like any and all animals so if you have fur babies, please show them to me. personally, i think i’m cooler than jeff but that’s for you to decide. come find out on hangouts. you can find me @ spicyysprite

[toddsqad]

my names todd, i’m approaching 21, this isn’t my dog but this is my natural hair colour.

[lipcandies]

stassiebaby, stassie, stas--who knows because the possibilities are endless. i like starbucks, cooking and wine. i love kylie jenner’s face and being stormi’s favorite cool aunt is my full-time job.

📲 cherribabey

[caramellcoochie]

i’m tatyana and i’m excited to finally step into my destined role of the awesome drunk auntie.

gh downtomarzz

[frenchxassxname]

“THATS A FRENCH ASS NAME YVONNE—“

I’m Yvonne Chalamet and I quote that MadTV sketch way too much. It IS a French ass name, but my siblings have those too so it’s nothing special. I’m turning 24 this year.I’m non-binary, but, she/They pronouns are both fine. And yeah, I’m so French I was born on Bastille Day. I have two fur babies(dogs), just started fostering two kittens impulsively, and have 1 human child named Amelie who is turning 2 soon. I’m a photographer and mostly take pictures for musicians at shows. I love horror movies, Nintendo shit, and rock music. I say “Jesus fucking Christ” way too much for a Jew. Anyway, I can’t think of anything else to put in here, so! Find me over at @ hopelessxdefective if you want to chat or chat about making out or some shit, I guess?

[rctrorenegade]

hi i’m mari & it’s true what they say -- that silhouette challenge on tik tok gives you so much confidence it is unreal and i am a firm believer in everyone getting that type of confidence so pls do the challenge and send ‘em my way so i can hype you all up like you deserve ✨

vibincheeseburger

[piscespal]

cari fletcher at ur service. i sing, i kinda dance but only when i really have to and i love a good strawberry banana smoothie. my brightest moment of the last shithole year was emulating my inner princess merida by going red. tell me yours on my gh @kermitlikesu.

[cookinwithj]

Hi, hey, hello, Julian at your service.

My claims to fame include pie, LGBTQ+ activism and cooking @meccancheese at least 3 meals a week.

My brain usually has some kid's show theme song stuck in it - if you'd like to help me fix that, find me at julienneorjulian

[seaweedsalads]

Octavia is the name, never knowing what the fuck is happening is the game.

if you share a slice of tiramisu with me, ill make jokes about it being tiramitwo. 

@ pvnkjello

[capnbenny]

Hey, I’m Jamie. British Columbia born and raised, in Dallas for... the rest of my career probably, playing left wing and serving as captain for the Dallas Stars. Also an Olympic gold medalist for team Canada, but, I forget about that sometimes. Uhhhh, I like ketchup chips and Cora Victoire Benn is my favorite girl. Can’t think of much else to say but you can find me over @ headhighheavyheart

[zendayalaya]

hello !! my name is zendaya and i’m just trying to live through this life, man. i also like to pretend to be a princess, because this life is too short to not to.

i listen to depressing indie music even when i’m happy, just to keep me humbled. i like girls and boys. some might call me a hopeless romantic, and to that- i say. yeah, you got me. girls got me whipped sometimes.  if i had to pick a song(s) that would play in the background of my introduction in a movie, it would be “nights” by frank ocean or “hazy shade of winter” by gerard way.  it took a while for me to get to where i’m at now, and even harder to accept who i am. but, with a blunt in my hand and lil uzi vert playing in the background, life isn’t so bad. want to play a game of among us?  @ itshobitime

[toddsqad]

i tend to nap through all the lively times so i will intro now almost a week after i got here and leave it to you all to spread the word toddy smith is here and he loves a good note on his selfies and i’m not above ass licking for it (in the metaphorical sense unless u nasty) i’m incapable of small talk so i need everyone to message me and skip all the basics, head first buddies!!! and for a published author, i sure can’t use punctuation!!! stream my songs on spotify!!! buy my book!!!!

gh: toddsqud

[misstswift1989]

Cat mom. Not feeling 22 anymore but 31. I'm Taylor, its my birthday. Please check out the dance remix for Willow. I'll love you forever!

Gh: misstswift1989

[lisafrankouijaboard]

hey hi i’m ember

i am professionally on time and wrangling Heath to make sure he gets where he needs to be. Any other time, i’m crossing animals and being the imposter. I have a little dude who’s my biggest fan, his name is Maverick and he’s my whole world.

let’s discuss how 90108 is the dawson’s creek zip code @ idroppedmycroisssant

[decafgrandpa]

POV: im david dobrik and i stole ur dog (:

gh. mixtapeboyfriend