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HUHHH???

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The day I stop simping for Stray Gods' Apollo I need you all to beat me to death with a shovel k?

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Im bored and I don't have my laptop with me so I can't chat on discord or play games💔

Give us fun facts about laylom I wanna read smth

Uhhhhhh I've been so open about laylom that I don't think I have any fun facts left lol. But here are a couple of things without any proper context or order that came to mind while writing/planning laylom:

The reader has had several jobs before landing the tour one, including cosmetology and waiting tables at mom and pop places, among others. Photography alone wasn’t really enough to pay the bills

The reader used to refer to Natural Disaster as a boy band (I'm talking Backstreet Boys type of boy band)

Poseidon keeps the toy his mother made for him when he was a kid and brings it with him on tour. I'm pretty sure I've already talked about that one

The reader helps Poseidon dye his hair when it’s in need of a touch up

The reader also paints his nails. Well, they paint everyone's nails, but Poseidon likes to think it's special

In the same line of thought, I think it would be really cute if the reader also colored in his tattoos

P and R tried to hook up in a public bathroom once. Never again

After "figuring out" they felt the same way physically, they went at it for at least a whole month. I'm talking almost every moment they were alone until Hades and Zeus made an intervention

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I absolutely love the old concepts of laylom! ESPECIALLY THE ONE WHERE READER IS A POPSTAR, because it would've so cool if yk they did a collab and released a banger( just imagine babymetal)

Thank you so much!!! ❤️❤️❤️

In the original idea, they used to be rivals and kind of hated each other, probably for a very petty reason lol. I'm talking about something like:

"HA! I got two more awards than you this year!" "Yeah? Well, we got best album of the year!" "And I got artist of the year!"

So if they ever did a collab, they probably would have been forced into it. Think Daisy and Billy from Daisy Jones & the six, but with the hatred and annoyance intensified by a hundred

Song for ✨ambiance✨ of what it would sound like cause I like the soundtrack of the show a lot:

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Even though I have no plans to make any animation of Poseidon — at the moment — I decided to make the horse version of him.

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Poseidon desing- neal illustrator

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Time to grind 🔥🙏🔥💯💯 🔥🔥🙏🦅🦅

Who wants to place bets on who will win?

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Ok yeah, I finally watched Kpop demon hunters and OMGGG

The visuals, the animation, the music, the characters, THE STORY??! I have no words except WHERE ARE THE FANFICS?? I NEED THEM. I'M ITCHING

The only "complaint" I have is that I think it would have worked better as a show, so there’d be more time to develop some things

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Gonna talk about original laylom concepts cause I can and nobody can stop me

When I first decided I wanted to write a rockstar Poseidon oneshot, I didn't really know what I wanted to make it about until I landed on what we have now. So here are two of the concepts that almost made it

Just to clarify, both of these ideas were for a female reader, though I think they could’ve easily been tweaked

My very first idea was for the reader to be a pop singer, like, for the girlies pop. I was gonna go for the whole popstar vs rockstar thing. Kind of an enemies to lovers as well as opposites attract thingy. There was gonna be a bunch of teasing and flirting, which ended up being translated into the final laylom. I think I had also thought about making it take place during an award show

Later, that concept evolved a bit. In this "second ideation", the reader was part of a girl group with two other girls, either her sisters or not. They were supposed to parallel the Natural Disaster brothers. They were called "The Sirens" (yeah, original, I know). Remember how I’ve said that mythological creatures still exist in the laylom universe? Yeah, the girl group was supposed to be made of sirens. I played a bit with the idea of them feeding on people’s fanaticism. They would have been able to "control" people with their voices and attract more fans. Once again, it would have played with the pop vs rock and enemies to lovers concepts

I ended up scrapping it cause, even though it's a really cool concept, I couldn’t come up with an idea for what would happen in the oneshot. Plus, it reminded me too much of that one my little pony movie

I may combine and recycle the ideas for a Zeus oneshot, or maybe an unrelated Poseidon one. Who knows

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Prepping for a banquet

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olympic archer artemis, musical theater actor apollo, academic podcaster athena (lol?), dionysus the famous club owner, hera a talkshow/reality tv show host (mainly about marriages), regular heist committer hermes (gets away with it due to being a god)... hehe

YES

I love Dionysus having a club

I just love Dionysus, really lol

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has poseidon ever been a surfer in the time he's had to be in the public eye like that? kind of a funny idea idk!!!

UuUuuuUu I can see that happening. Either before he became a rockstar or even during. He doesn’t really do it much nowadays cause he’s kinda busy with the tour and everything, but once in a while, when they stop at a coastal town, he rents a surfboard to pass the time

Now that I think about it, it might actually be kind of cute if I wrote a part/chapter about him teaching the reader, but idk we’ll see

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No shit I got too many questions

1. What type of social media accounts does reader have

2. Does Poseidon stalk her account when he's bored

3. What score does Zeus have in block blast

4. What do they do in their free time

1. They probably have "normal" social media? Like Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, etc... (I can't say much cause I'm one of the least online people out there, at least when it comes to more mainstream social media) They post pretty regularly, especially on Instagram cause duh. They mostly post a few pictures of the city they're in and their random thoughts from time to time

2. After the reader got accepted to work for Natural Disaster, there isn't much of a reason to stalk their socials since they see each other almost 24/7. Before that... yeah, he’s definitely done it. So has the reader

3. I don’t play block blast, but I do see Zeus using his phone mostly to play games, so... uhhhh 1068? Is that too much?? To little?? I'm like a grandma ok? I have no idea about this

4. If you’re talking about when they get a break during stops or legs of the tour, they usually just like to relax. They might explore the town they stopped at, or if they feel too overwhelmed by all the people they have to interact with, they just stay in their rooms. Maybe a Mario kart tournament. Maybe some cuddling and well deserved rest

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With the concept of celebrities/artist in this world as being another way of "worship" , what would they do if they get cancelled for some reason? Like some shi happened and everything is going haywire etc

Let’s be honest, in real life, when someone gets cancelled, there are people who will still support them no matter what. And like in real life, cancellations and drama come and go. People eventually forget about it and move on. I'm not saying that I condone it or anything like that btw. That’s just how I see it happening nowadays

I think I’ve said it before, but Zeus has actually been cancelled quite a few times, and he seems to be doing just fine lol (not like he cares much, let’s be honest)

He's one of the reasons why Natural Disaster has heavy monitoring of their social media accounts

Also, like I said before, I’m still figuring out some parts of the lore, so it could be that… idk, the gods are able to make people forget certain things they’ve done or who they are? Like, the godly equivalent of "money/power makes the problems go away" or "buying their way through"

Yes, I know, it’s kinda shitty and it sucks, but once again, these are GODS. They’re not the most moral when you look at them through today’s standards and morals

They do try to keep up with the times and with what’s acceptable to do and not do, but it’s hard when times and standards are changing so fast and you’ve lived through thousands of years of bad habits

Once again, not trying to excuse bad actions

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Am I ashamed? Yes. Do I want to post this and show it to the whole world? Damn right.

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Got bored, so instead of writing, I just experimented with hairstyles with my Poseidon 👍

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If the brothers are rock stars to keep the "worship" aspect I can see Aphrodite being a model, Ares being an athlete, and so on :D it sounds so coooool

YES THIS IS LITERALLY IT

I've been playing around with the idea that over the years, they do change the things they’re known for. But for the most part, they stick to the "area" they like the most. It would be pretty suspicious if the same band was still young and healthy since, like, the 50s, you know? They change how they physically look, what they decide to be known for, and even what they go by. At the same time, they are literally still gods, so that could play a big part in how people may remember, or not remember them throughout the years. But idk, I'm still figuring out this part of the lore, so nothing is completely set in stone yet

That’s all to try not to raise suspicion among mortals... but mostly out of boredom. And desperation. Fading immortality can get pretty boring but also scary