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Anyway, fellow sex-repulsed aces with moral OCD that might be triggered by the "you MUST be horny and write porn and be sexual or else you're functionally a conservative" wave on this site, because I know it's making mine act up something fierce:

No you don't

Your discomfort with sexuality and sexual themes is morally neutral and does not make you even remotely similar to Moms for Liberty

Porn is not the only thing they're trying to censor

Porn is not the only thing they're trying to censor

One of the most challenged books of the 2020s so far is Gender Queer by Maia Kobabe, a memoir of a trans AROACE person

You do not need to write or draw things that trigger you to be a politically progressive artist

You do not need to be sexual to be a good person

You have stories that need to be told too, and your stories are as vital to fighting censorship and protecting free expression as any other queer story

We're all in this together and together is the only way we're all getting out of it

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your discord pfp and your tumblr pfp are locked in a room together. what happens?

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Options

Hat tip to @sokovianfortune for the "okay I'll bite" text post and to "@theaterm" for the other

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Elsa and Cullen introduce Lyra.

I'm 100% sure they don't really give any details or explanations and just like "this is our sister"

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Happy pride month to elsa…I know what you are you bisexual queen. 🥰🏳️‍🌈

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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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I mean, it’s true that people don’t usually behave irl the same way they do online, but it’s not like they don’t love to invalidate other people’s identities everywhere, even the “real world”.

The amount of times I’ve had people say shit like “You like smut, you’re not ace.” or “you’re dating a man, so you’re basically straight” or “bi/pansexuality is not real,” is astounding.

twitter historically sucks but man this is a banger of a tweet

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Only 90s kids understand

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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╰☆☆ 𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬 ☆☆╮

𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟 𝐛𝐲 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐫 (𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑)

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╰☆☆ 𝐣𝐨𝐯𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬 ☆☆╮

𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟 𝐛𝐲 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐫 (𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑) | 𝐤𝐢𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫 |

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Hayoo! I have a request from the Self-Indulgent Fanfic ask game!

Heroes: Elsa Bloodstone + Jack Russell (preferably as a couple but not necessarily)

Villains: Animatronic Ulysses Bloodstone (whoever first came up with that idea deserves an Oscar, I don’t even care. I smile every time I see it on screen)

Setting: Something else - A graveyard or abandoned church in a gloomy forest

Conflict: Either Something mundane that goes horribly wrong or Save one of the heroes from themself

Thanks for the ask, @lisseim!

You'll see that I took some liberties, but the majority of the ask in is these 4500 words of angst and mystery with a light dusting of sappiness. Hallmark by Knight is back, baby!

First Refusal

Chapter 3 of Adventures in Moon Doofery, a collection of one-shots

Word count: 4588

Rating: Teen

Categories: M/M, F/F, Gen

Relationships: Jack Russell/Marc Spector, Elsa Bloodstone/Layla El-Faouly

Characters: Marc Spector, Jake Lockley, Steven Grant, Layla El-Faouly, Jack Russell, Ulysses "Worst Father Ever" Bloodstone

Tags and content warnings: angst, alternate universe, angst with a happy ending, hurt/comfort, blood, past child abuse, emotional manipulation, emotional abuse, canon-typical all of the following:

depiction of DID

amounts of gore and injury

violence

An excerpt:

Several people had entered the [Bloodstone] labyrinth through the middle of the three doors. Despite the prints being less than ideal, Marc and Jake could tell that a tall, heavy man had made one set. No animal or monster tracks was visible.

On the far side of the maze Jack and Layla discovered a dirt road leading to a set of double doors in the perimeter wall. A fresh set of tire tracks continued under the stout wooden doors. No vehicle was in sight in the surrounding woods.

The most ominous thing, Marc realized as Jake flew them over the labyrinth to meet up with Jack and Layla at the trio of doors, was the quiet. This far into autumn no crickets or other insects sang in the woods. They’d only heard the hoots of a Great Horned Owl and animals scurrying a few times. The Bloodstone estate seemed to be holding its breath following the death of its master.

They touched down to find Jack wearing a serious but hopeful expression and Layla with tears in her eyes. She asked, “Any sign of her from above?”

Jake shook their head. “No, but they definitely were fighting in there. Plenty of signs of it, including some melee weapons on the ground.” Marc was glad his brother hadn’t mentioned the bloodstains and handful of bodies. A pitched battle had occurred in the last 24 hours, they were sure.

Read the rest on ao3!