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SHAPE HELL

Yup.

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SHAPE HELL, the fourth one.

If you want more shape hell go and support me on ko-if so I don’t die of caffeine deficiency.

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Help my dog turned into a coupon‼️🗣

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never say with eleven words what you could with ten. do not use nine words where ten words will do. only ever write sentences that are exactly ten words long.

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it's so easy to peer pressure men to become women. nobody is telling them that they shouldn't be women or be like women in any way, so pretty much as soon as i suggest it it's a piece of cake

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spent so long taking public transit that I forgot driving is fun as hell

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it's so easy to peer pressure men to become women. nobody is telling them that they shouldn't be women or be like women in any way, so pretty much as soon as i suggest it it's a piece of cake

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Thinking about the history of Prussia and shaking my head in disbelief

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pro-tip: don't ever use the sentence "thousands of years" in your worldbuilding unless you really know what a thousand years is like

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Teh cursed sword comic

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Can i say something problematique for terminally online millenials and people born after that point: I think the seeming lack of ability or willingness to call one another and chat on the phone with friends unprompted or out of the blue contributes to whatever hellish loneliness everyone is talking about feeling these days. Say what you want about boomers and old people but those guys mostly knew how to keep in touch with each other. Idk man call a bitch today

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“To protect their copyright, streaming sites do not allow for screenshotting of any kind.”

Hey remember VHS where you bought a box to plug into your tv and you could legally record whatever was playing and then own it for free forever

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/hj is the funniest earnest tonetag in the world even without the handjob joke because it's ostensibly meant to clarify tone for autistic people, but the tone it's clarifying is "unreadable level of ambiguous seriousness that requires social context beyond what text can convey /glhffgt"

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chinese high-end business war by 双面笑笑

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this is true actually stalin was really nice to roosevelt, which is notable because stalin was generally a huge cunt. roosevelt really liked him despite his head diplomat repeatedly advising him against it and even helped cover up katyn. stalin got roosevelt a fancy georgian vacation. ship rating: 7/10

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y'all know that whole left-brained/right-brained thing is fake right? and the "brain fully develops at age 25" thing? and the "we only use 10% of our brains" thing? yeah they're all complete horseshit please yell at anyone who says them