litanyofleaves

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I don’t take hints. Throw a rock at me

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all music should be as intense as possible and then we should all die

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My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

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it's okay, ulysses ogre. you can back up and try dubliners, it's a short story collection with much more straightforward prose, you can dive deep on one piece at a time, and once you've toyed around with that then I'm sure you'll have an easier time with ulysses. besides, I had an irish lit professor who'd been studying finnegans wake for twenty years and she said she still didn't really know what was going on in it. ulysses ogre, what really matters is if you are enjoying your time with literature and feel like you are gaining something, not whether you reach the "correct" conclusions. there's no need to try and force yourself through something if you feel like you aren't on an even enough plane with the text to reap any of its rewards.

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deltarune is deltasoon

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im getting ready for fat boy summer. are you?

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brand new modern day timeskip king of the hill season coming out in august and adult bobby hill hasn't transitioned? and they'll try to tell you that structural transmisogyny isn't real

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I've had this idea stuck in my head all day

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It's June 1. It's time.

Go be gay.

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my turn!!

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When will it be my turn to be put down like a sick dog

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my workout

500 reps yanking your chain

500 reps pulling your leg

500 reps taking the piss

1000 reps winding you up

getting on your nerves until failure

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They should invent a new kind of Being Alive where it's not painful and it doesn't hurt constantly and actually feels worth it and you're happy for more than a few hours at a time

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What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

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They say the revolution won't be televised, but it will be on Poob

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no portal aus be like