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OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN

LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE
AKINATORS BOYFRIEND
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YALL
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You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.
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Everyone on 4/13, crawling out of their secret homestuck bunkers,

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Remember when I said I had a bad Deltarune idea.
He's not the dad who stepped up he's the dad who steps down
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waiter! more quirky lil bosses with tragic elements to them please!
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dude im feeling so dysphoric rn…. and the only thing that can help me…. cough….. is a fat stack of benjamins…. 🥺
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Let's pretend to be someone else for April Fools, as a joke, haha.
And then we continue to pretend, okay? And maybe we can do it whenever we want, okay?
And it's okay if it isn't a joke, you know? You can be someone else if you want to, with a new name and everything! And then you can keep being yourself and we can understand that that wasn't you, okay? And we can keep them separate people and that can be nice. And you can be yourself and that can be someone else!
Doesn't that sound fun?
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margaritaville, the song, and margaritaville, the restaurant and resort empire, fascinate me because the former seems to warn against the lifestyle that the latter perpetuates
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