literal-dragon
literal-dragon
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Claire. 50% meme, 50% stress, 100% gay. I have no idea what's up with my "about me" link so don't ask.
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literal-dragon · 10 years ago
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 willtoons helped me make a poster for my school's GSA.
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literal-dragon · 10 years ago
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That’s right! After a month hiatus, I’m back in action and bringing you intuitive readings and handmade products. This time I’ve got two stores! Get your divination and witchy supplies here. Get your readings here.
To celebrate my new opening, I’m giving away a few items from my store. Now onto the important things: how to win!
Reblogs and likes count.
Reblog as much as you want, but please don’t spam your followers.
Don’t tag this as giveaway or freebies or anything else that might get this shut down. This is not associated with tumblr in any way.
Must be following me, ragabashwitch​.
Must be 18 to enter.
Winners will be contacted and must respond in 24 hours to claim prizes, otherwise a new winner will be selected.
There will be 5 winners chosen!
Winners must be willing to give their physical address and/or email address. (Depends on the prize level.)
The big physical prizes will be for domestic (US) winners only. (Sorry! Shipping is rough!) International followers can enter too, but will only be eligible for virtual prizes. I will contact you directly if your location is unknown.
Giveaway ends on Sept 30 at 11:59pm EST
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literal-dragon · 10 years ago
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literal-dragon · 10 years ago
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bridge to terebithia is such a harsh wake-up call as a kid like “surprise, sometimes main characters die. welcome to the real world motherfucker.”
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literal-dragon · 10 years ago
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I heard that the name Matthew meant ‘precious gift from God’ and that hurt my heart a little bit
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literal-dragon · 10 years ago
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he squared up to fight a dinosaur
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literal-dragon · 10 years ago
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^^
When a guy says he doesn’t deserve you, agree with him.
When a guy says you’re so much better than him, tell him that you know.
When he puts himself down in an attempt to get you to willingly lower yourself, don’t take the bait.
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literal-dragon · 10 years ago
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individual canadians confirmed as 5 gays in a trench coat
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literal-dragon · 10 years ago
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Ohhhh my godddddddd oh my god
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literal-dragon · 10 years ago
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i hope you always have enough money to pay your rent on time, to buy your favorite groceries, and to invest in your art.
I receive that blessing & send it to everyone that follows me
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literal-dragon · 10 years ago
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reblog if u think your icon would chuckle at a meme
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literal-dragon · 10 years ago
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“Writing a book is so easy.”
Yes. Writing a book is the easiest thing in the whole world. In fact, let me show you just how easy it is!
Goal: change all this paper into a book.
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Eh, not that hard. I mean, you just have to read, right?
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Maybe scratch a few notes in the margins as reminders.
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Yeah, writing and editing isn’t time consuming or painstaking at all.
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In fact, I find it quite relaxing. Good meditation. No stress whatsoever!
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I mean, it’s not like writing a book involves any train of thought or decision making, like when to cut scenes, because whatever you write is perfect and there to stay!
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I mean, come on, it’s not like I’m going to rewrite the first chapter 51 TIMES to make sure it’s how I want it, right? That’d be crazy.
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And no, it’s not like I spent over 3,000 HOURS READING AND REVISING 14 DRAFTS OF THE BOOK to make this book readable.
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No sweat, no tears, no blood, and DEFINITELY no coffee stains.
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Nope, writing is the easiest job in the world. I don’t see why anyone thinks otherwise. I mean, all we do is scribble words and take a few out, right?
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We feel no satisfaction AT ALL when we receive a shipment of the final product for a book signing. *yawn* BOR–ING.
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Nope, we don’t get excited at all. It’s just another day in the life.
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And the sequels? Bitch, please. That’s child’s play.
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You’re right. Writing a book is so easy. It’s not stressful, not exciting, and it’s definitely not worth the reward of holding something that USED TO BE EXCLUSIVELY IN YOUR HEAD AND NOW YOU GET TO SHARE IT WITH THE WHOLE WORLD.
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literal-dragon · 10 years ago
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watching bees do their bee stuff in the back yard
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literal-dragon · 10 years ago
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reblog this and u will pass all ur classes, im jesus trust me
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literal-dragon · 10 years ago
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Is this Cars?
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literal-dragon · 10 years ago
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that was so much better than i expected
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