literally-a-minecraft-bee
literally-a-minecraft-bee
literally a minecraft bee
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hi this is your local human disaster welcome to my trashcan of a blog
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literally-a-minecraft-bee · 5 years ago
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wow cant believe that one of the goth kids is named smelborp niks dna tnemtnioppasid
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because I can™
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literally-a-minecraft-bee · 5 years ago
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please help him
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literally-a-minecraft-bee · 5 years ago
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How’s your 2020 going, Tumblr? In a perfect world, your year is going great; Your skin is clear, you’re getting a full eight hours of sleep, you’re not at risk of feeling the effects of voter suppression, climate change is nothing to worry about, and your reproductive rights are never challenged. 
But this isn’t a perfect world. Over the past 12 months, people with power have carefully interpreted laws to throw citizens off of voting rolls, we’ve become more aware of how desperately we need to save our planet, and reproductive rights are a constant battle around the world. This year, we’re committed to bringing important discussions on issues like these to your dashboard. 
We’re calling it #Issues2020. 
It’s not too late to make a change. That’s the crux of #Issues2020. The power is in your hands. Whether you’re gearing up for the U.S. presidential election, in the UK organizing in your community, engaging with the French Senate elections, following the South Korea legislative elections, or participating in any of the many, many elections happening around the globe this year, it’s never too late for civic engagement in your community. At the local, national, and global levels, there are ways to make a difference. You can call your political leaders to support or oppose an issue, endorse a candidate, organize a rally, lead a respectful discussion with your friends, volunteer to phone bank, and so much more. 
We want to give you a space to learn from others while teaching them, too. You can be a valuable resource. To help that along, we’re partnering with six powerful organizations to hold Q&A sessions here on Tumblr.
They’re called Issue Times, and they’ll be held throughout the year:
February - Voting rights with Black Girls Vote (@blackgirlsvote)
April - Mass incarceration and immigration with 18 Million Rising (@18MR)
June - Reproductive rights with Planned Parenthood Action Fund (@ppaction)
July - Gun reform with March For Our Lives
August - Climate change with TBD
October - LGBTQ+ Youth activism with It Gets Better (@itgetsbetterproject)
In addition to our upcoming Issue Times, we’re partnering with other organizations that keep people informed on things that matter. When We All Vote (@whenweallvote) will provide you with resources on registering to vote right on your dashboard if you go follow ‘em.
These organizations are here to help foster discussion, teach all of us how to be better citizens and neighbors, and outline what we’re up against. To make sure you get a chance to ask them your question, follow their Tumblrs as well us here on @action.
This isn’t a perfect world, but we can make improvements. It’s up to all of us. If you’re allowed a voice to safely use, use it. If you can vote, vote. Do it for yourself, for your loved ones, and for the people around you who may not be able to vote themselves.
What kind of commitment can you make this year for your community, Tumblr? What issues are you fighting for? Let us know in a post. Tag it #Issues2020 so other people can easily find it to hear your story and feel a little inspiration. 
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literally-a-minecraft-bee · 5 years ago
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romance: 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮❌❌❌❌❌
befriending a crow: 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗✅✔✅✔✅✔
I don't want romance, I want to befriend a crow
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literally-a-minecraft-bee · 5 years ago
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literally-a-minecraft-bee · 5 years ago
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beautiful 10/10 we stan
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literally-a-minecraft-bee · 5 years ago
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i’m sure i’ve missed a few things, but i can’t stand to look at it any longer. i present to you: the good, the bad, and the ugly of tumblr throughout the decade
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literally-a-minecraft-bee · 5 years ago
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i think that all arrows would just bounce off of it
Has anyone requested slime armor?
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What would be the potential effects of wearing slime armor?
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literally-a-minecraft-bee · 5 years ago
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running a moomin blog is a lot more fun now that I’ve realized I don’t even need to have a well thought out post I can just say ‘moomin and snufkin are in love’ and u all will absolutely smash that reblog button 
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literally-a-minecraft-bee · 5 years ago
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Tumblr deleted my long ass rant while I was in the middle of writing it so you’re spared and will only get a summed up version
Long story short; your abs are supposed to be covered with a healthy, protective layer of fat. The shape Jason Momoa is in during his movies is achieved by a diet designed to lower his body fat to unhealthy numbers, dehydrating him and enhancing his abs with make up. This is what ripped, muscular, healthy person looks like on their off time. If you think this is a dad bod, for the love of everything that is holy, shut up and absolutely never comment on a man’s body ever again. I mean hell, you can still see his damn v-line, what fucking dad bod has that?!
Don’t believe me? Google some bodybuilders who are off their contest diet. The men who literally make a living for having defined muscles. For 360 days a year, they do not look like the way you think they do. During a bodybuilding contest, these men’s body fat is under 7%, they’re dehydeated and covered in fake tan that helps the muscles show up. And it’s literally only for that day, because it’s extremely unhealthy. Same goes for actors who are known for being ripped - they’re at their worst when they’re filming. This exact same shit happened with Vin Diesel few years ago with people getting a paparazzi shot of his “beer belly” and I’m genuinely worried of the young men who grow up in this society thinking being muscular means having defined abs 24/7.
Jason Momoa looks ripped and healthy, yall are just blind with unrealistic standards.
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literally-a-minecraft-bee · 5 years ago
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literally-a-minecraft-bee · 5 years ago
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Once I can afford my aesthetic,
it’s over for you bitches
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literally-a-minecraft-bee · 5 years ago
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Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”*
My blog:
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literally-a-minecraft-bee · 5 years ago
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THE INTERNET NEVER FORGETS, FUCKERS
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Remember when that cop pepper-sprayed students in 2011? UC Davis paid $175K to scrub it from the internet’s memory https://t.co/5prbgrx1WL
— Xeni (@xeni) April 14, 2016
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