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as much as i hate being fat, id have having to eat food that tastes like shit just because it’s ‘healthy’

bro i've always hated that "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" bullshit,,, WRONG! mushroom swiss burger.

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my bad papa junie. i will like all your posts from now on

hiii junie!!! i miss talking to you :( im never on this app anymore

hi Izzy 😊 I know you aren't on the app anymore, you fake.. you haven't liked my posts 😒

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does liking this post count?

hiii junie!!! i miss talking to you :( im never on this app anymore

hi Izzy 😊 I know you aren't on the app anymore, you fake.. you haven't liked my posts 😒

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you’re a celebrity who donates to charity

I have almost 400 followers. Am I an A list celebrity on tumblr now

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how are yall affording to meet hayden 😭😭😭

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if junie is a grandma what am i 😭

next year is senior year 🥀 I JUST promoted from 8th grade bruv

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respectfully ofc

I don't associate with those who have had encounters with @gothams-sweetheart 🙄🙄

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*rich housewife snob scoff*

respectfully ofc

I don't associate with those who have had encounters with @gothams-sweetheart 🙄🙄

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yeah i do. and you love it.

Anyway men suck I'm going back to being a carpet muncher women hmu 👅👅👅

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you know where my dms are.. we don’t need the public knowing my kinks 🤭

Anyway men suck I'm going back to being a carpet muncher women hmu 👅👅👅

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im right here my love

Anyway men suck I'm going back to being a carpet muncher women hmu 👅👅👅

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i volunteer

starting my own family who wanna be in it

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happy pride month my fellow queers!!

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i’m adding that rn babe

𝔸𝔹𝕆𝕌𝕋 𝕄𝔼 :)

my name is isabell but i go by izzy

i am 17

i love star wars and romance books

i am currently reading Once Upon a Broken Heart by Stephanie Garber

i love all types of music, but my favorite artists are Sleep Token, Lana Del Rey, Sabrina Carpenter, and ABBA

please feel free to interact with me!

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𝔸𝔹𝕆𝕌𝕋 𝕄𝔼 :)

my name is isabell but i go by izzy

i am 17

i love star wars and romance books

i’m obsessed with all things hayden christensen

i am currently reading Once Upon a Broken Heart by Stephanie Garber

i love all types of music, but my favorite artists are Sleep Token, Lana Del Rey, Sabrina Carpenter, and ABBA

please feel free to interact with me!

married to @gothams-sweetheart

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white chicks and hayden christensen supremacy

“Learning Teenage Slang”

pairing: dad!stephen x teenage!caroline x mom!reader

contains: comedy, fluff, stephen trying to be funny, lots of tiktok/brain rot humor.

a/n: another one of @ysrjune ‘s ideas 😛! I was going to make this into headcanons but I decided on headcanons/drabbles, enjoy!

divider credit: @enchanthings-a

Stephen Glass was not educated on the current teenage lingo, but he was trying his best. Everything his daughter says makes no sense to him, but he’s honestly picked up a little on her slang.

The first time he tried using the lingo was when you, him, and Caroline were about to go to a fancy restaurant for dinner. You came out of the bathroom, smoothing your outfit. “Do you guys think this looks good?”

“YEEEESS MOM! PERIOD.” Caroline yells.

“Yes girl, period slay.” Stephen nods with a grin.

You and Caroline both deadpanned him at the same time. “Stephen, what the hell just came out of your mouth?”

“Dad, don’t ever do that.” Caroline says, faking disgust and shuddering. You and Caroline made fun of him for the rest of the night, laughing until you cry and making him say it again.

One night, Stephen came downstairs way past his “bedtime”, dressed in a robe and slippers. Due to not turning the light on, he couldn’t see enough to put the right robe on. It was your robe. The pink, fuzzy one. And your slippers… pink and fuzzy as well.

Caroline immediately pulled her phone out. “NAHHHHH, what is bro wearing?” She mocks, filming him. She mocked him and made fun of him a lot, but it was always playful. All three of you knew it wasn’t serious.

She zoomed in on him as he grabbed something from the fridge. “Dawg….”

She posted it on tiktok and it got a lot of likes really quick. It wasn’t crazy viral, no million-likes sort of thing, but it got a couple hundred, thousand likes. Lots of comments wanting to see more of him, more funny pics, some even thirsting by saying he’s bee keeping age… Stephen didn’t understand that one.

After the video went viral, Stephen acted like he was famous.

For example, when Caroline texts him.

He still doesn’t know what “kys” means.

Caroline constantly sends him tiktoks, so he always hears that audio that says, “easy white chocolate… I wouldn’t want you to melt”, because there’s so many funny videos under that sound.

He started saying it… anytime you do something romantic. Doesn’t matter your race, he can’t stop saying it.

You were heading to bed early after a family movie night, and you try to kiss him. Hear he goes giggling.

“Eeeeasy white chocolate…”

“Stephen.”

“DAD, STOP IT, PLEASE!!”

Caroline also showed him the John Pork meme. He did some research and decided to prank her in the car.

You were driving, he was in the passenger seat, Caroline’s in the back with her AirPods.

He gasped, making Caroline pause her music and lean over.

“Oh, my God… guys…” Stephen dramatically says.

“What? What’s wrong?” You ask, glancing over.

“Why is John Pork calling me…” He couldn’t even say the last word without bursting into laughter.

taglist: @anakinstwinklebunny @haydenismyman @anisangeldust @cassielunaaa @madsluvsdilfs @mvst4far @divineani @alealuvshayden @prettiestmini @darthrenswiftie @devotedlypaleluminary @amiratheangel @inlovewithallmusic

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~Makeover~

pairings- Sam Monroe x Reader

fluff! - pet names (baby) - cursing

a/n- just something that was in my mind and i thought id write a little Drabble :) this is in modern time as well.

please feel free to reblog!!!!

divider by @cursed-carmine

“I look like a fucking fairy.” Those were the first words to come out of Sam Monroe’s mouth. You had begged for weeks to do sam’s makeup. he had one condition,

“Just don’t make me look gay.” So what would any girlfriend do? The opposite.

You used pinks and powder blues and all the pastels and glitters you could. “I think you look cute”. You said in a small giggle. “Cute?! I look like im about to get fucked in the ass!”

“So you don’t like it..?” You asked in a fake pout. you always did this. and he always fell for it. “N-No babe, I like-… i-it’s, its, something… uh, yeah..”. he groaned.

“Can i take a picture?” You asked with puppy dog eyes. “Fuck no.” He crossed his arms. “How about a kiss?” You ask with a smile.

“Fine i guess..” He said in a bored tone but he was dying to get his lips on you. You went in and kissed him, his lips soft but sticky with your lip gloss on them.

As you pulled away and his eyes were still closed.. you took the picture. “Y/N!! what the hell!?” He groaned. “Sorry not sorry Sammy.” you giggled.

“I swear to god, if that picture ends up online somewhere…” Sam ran his hands through his black hair.

“Stop being such a big baby. It’s for my eyes only.” You reassured him. Then you got and idea.

“Ooh!! What if I put you in a dress?!” You beamed.

“No fucking way. Nope. Not gonna happen.” He insisted. It happened anyway.

“Say cheese Sammy!” You cooed as Sam stood in the middle of your room with one of your pink sundresses on.

“No.” He stood there with a scowl as you took his picture.

“Thank you for letting me give you a makeover. you’re the best boyfriend ever.” You smiled as you kissed his cheek.

“yeah yeah.. but, please don’t put that picture anywhere. I’ll be called a fag for the rest of my life.” He whined.

“i won’t post it anywhere.” You said with a small smile.

The picture became your lock screen.