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i think perfume should be free or covered by health insurance just like any other antidepressant
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"you attract what you fear"
AHHHHHH A RICH BENEFACTOR WHO WILL FUND ALL MY WEIRD CREATIVE ENDEAVOURS NOOOOOO STAY AWAYYYY
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ppl trying to make some of these ships all cute n domestic dont seem to understand these characters are insane. they would have sex by standing on opposite sides of the room fully clothed playing mind games
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Ever feel like you've wasted the entire last decade of your life and it's too late and you're too old to have one now?
#i love seeing my friends but i also hate how keenly it makes me feel like that 'you are someone else i am still right here' line from hurt#still out here with the pills and the dogs etc.#''here's the life i've always wanted'' comic except don't know how/too scared to make it mine
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Can you use high heels as a weapon?
Props to Bayonetta- that was pretty fun!
Outtakes go on Patreon this week!
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hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot
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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient
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Whenever my aunt springs her insane superstitious/religious cures on me I specifically remember when I was 17 and she got me exorcised. The priest was like "I don't think she's possessed" and she insisted "well there's something wrong with her, she's always [symptoms of depression] so..."
And the guy said some verses and touched my head and stuff then said I should drink only holy water for an entire week. Which wasn't hard to do, but my fav part of this whole experience was me saying I want to eat instant noodles and my aunt going "I'll make them for you. With the holy water he gave us." And then I had holy instant noodles
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why couldn't nepotism have chosen me, I would've spent all that money so wisely
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Absolutely insane lines to just drop in the middle of an academic text btw. Feeling so normal about this.
[ A Critical History of English Literature, Vol. 1, Prof. David Daiches, first published in 1960 ]
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Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.
Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.
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