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another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.
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reblogged. reblogged. reblogged. youre all reblogged. none of you are free from my scrapbook
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"he can do no wrong" well actually i think he did a lot of wrong things, and that's specifically what attracted me to him in the first place
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Warsan Shire, from "For Women Who Are Difficult to Love"
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inside out if it was filmed in my head
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Still can't believe the entire campaign relied on people not googling "Tariff" and spending like a minute to read the definiton. "I'm going to introduce tariffs" as a campaign promise is LITERALLY saying "I'm going make the price of things even higher than they already are, for you (usamerican)"
He literally won by telling people to their faces that he's going to make inflation worse. Joke country.
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she just doesn’t get it
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Happy birthday Gordon Shumway!
Today, October (or, in Melmacian terms, Nathinganger) 28th, is Gordon Shumway's official birthday! Born in 1756, he's turning 268 this year. Here's to another 268...and maybe another production? We can only hope.
I love this little dude so much
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i think of this so often. is it really worth it
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THE MIGRANTS ARE EATING CATS!
I SAW IT ON THE TV!

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