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at times when the world's wretchedness threatens to overwhelm, i remind myself firmly that despite all else, it is within my power to go to the chinese grocery store frozen section and buy an utterly enormous bag of dumplings. and that helps

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So called “free thinkers” when Morph woke

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Reasons I'm bad with horror

1. Bad with blood and gore

2. I already struggle with my own anxious thoughts, I don't need to add fake problems into my fears

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Blue Period really went off with "If you're going to kill yourself, strip yourself naked first. If you're embarrassed, you must still care about what others think of you, and you shouldn't kill yourself yet."

Ngl it's one of the things that kept me going when I did want to die.

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Nothing but respect for the cis people who realize gender is bullshit but keep theirs. Like, you get it and thought about it and ultimately have a much greater understanding of why your gender is the way it is and That's awesome. Cis+

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I need to be filled with love rn

Being horny is great but I also need a hug, and someone to unironically call me a good boy, and maybe a kiss on the forehead

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Love is stored in the balls.

And that's why I'm aro

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local mob boss, puffing on a cigarette angrily:

goon:

Batman, tied to a chair six feet away:

mob boss: did ya have to tie him to the chair with his legs spread open like that?

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The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."

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Dirty computer by Janelle Monae is a perfect album because every song goes like this : "I want to have intense kinky sex with multiple genders (I am queer)" "I love cunnilingus" "the US is built on the suppression of black and queer people, we can never truly be free while living in a system designed entirely on the perpetuation of our oppression" "sex is fucking amazing" *sick bass*

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I love them your honor YOUR HONOR I LOVE THEM

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I think sometimes when I mention to people that I don't believe in anything and sometimes I wish I could cause believimg this is all there is, is honestly pretty bleak, they think that means they can convert me.

Bestie I tried to convert me, there's nothing that works. I've been an atheist from birth, gods do not compute within my brain.

I can easily worship a person and make them my God thonwhich means I'm very wary about cults cause I know I'd be an easy grab.

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Whenever Elliot is acting like an awkward dork, I take a deep breath and go "I must bed him immediately"

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I've been drawing these two for like the last week lol I love them. sm morph's human face is so hard for me to draw for some reason, it just never looks like them, but anyway, morph might be one of my new favourite X-Men characters now

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