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Other people: *all about the holidays*
Me: *rotating Enver Gortash in their brain like rotisserie chicken*
#little tyrant [enver gortash]#I'm okay I'm okay I'm still obsessed with Gortash#still relevant no matter which holiday we're talking about
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no I KNOW he's a murderer or is dead but have you considered he's my little sweetie pie
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...I miss my raccoon man (and my Oathbreaker fic, too)
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👀👀💦 Thinking unspeakable thoughts. More Gortash.
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A politician raised by a devil. What could go wrong?
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he didn’t need a second form in order to slay
His wave at Ketheric is diabolical, genuinely love the amount of sass they poured into Gortash.
#little tyrant [enver gortash]#Ketheric visibly planning murder lmaooo look at him look after Gortash he's so fucking done#I love them Your Honour
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Other people: *all about the holidays*
Me: *rotating Enver Gortash in their brain like rotisserie chicken*
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Other people: *all about the holidays*
Me: *rotating Enver Gortash in their brain like rotisserie chicken*
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Other people: *all about the holidays*
Me: *rotating Enver Gortash in their brain like rotisserie chicken*
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okay guys what the everloving FUCK are you doing to my raccoon man
#i need to ask you to stop#pls#unless there's a ''romance Gortash mod'' because then count me tf in#i still haven't finished my fic where he straight up betrays Bane but it's going to happen
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oh my gosh, i can’t i’m gonna loose my mind over Gortash musty ass. He’s just so ugh, so my type, cause apparently my type sad trash. ughhhh my heart. i can’t stop imagining making out with him on the throne as his cold gauntlet pressed against me sending shivers down my spine. i would treat him good in such a sucker for losers. it’s not even funny anymore. i am so needy, i wouldn’t even let him out of the bedroom, would make him late of every appointment. make his hair even a bigger bird nest. oh my 😭… i need to touch someone this is getting out of hand. just imagine him being mean because i made him late again, ugh 😭 but he would be so kind then and then mean again. he’s playing with my heartstrings and he’s not even real, i don’t know what these bg3 men are about but they are making a girl break out in sweat.
ദ്ദി(｡•̀ ,<)~✩‧₊ “would make him late to all his meetings”
Oh and how he wouldn’t mind this, not one bit. Those that are waiting for him can be patient while he takes care of his needy little whore~ ♡ You’re bouncing on him so well while your fingers tangle in his raven locks, damn how it feels so good. He’s so lucky to have a pretty thing like you on top of him, pleasuring yourself with his cock. His gauntlet pressing into your soft skin leaving indents. Those marks just suit you so well~ ♡
Oh but wait, today’s meeting is quite important. Can’t you hurry it up. Are you that incompetent that you can’t get yourself off quicker? Does he have to throw you off him and fuck an orgasm out of you? Maybe he’ll just use your well used hole for his own release and leave you on the floor a crying mess. Make you wait for him to return… He quite likes that thought, Awh but look at how your eyes plead for him. Maybe he’ll be nice after all.
Brain just malfunctioned, thank you anon for this image. And thank you for loving our beloved Gortash xoxo ♡
- 𝐿𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒦𝒾𝓌𝒾 𝓍𝑜𝓍𝑜
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Other people: *all about the holidays*
Me: *rotating Enver Gortash in their brain like rotisserie chicken*
#little tyrant [enver gortash]#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg 3#enver gortash#archduke enver gortash#lord enver gortash#|| Once again we've reached this time in the year. 🤣
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What people think I love Gortash for: powerful rich very confident evil villain handsome motherfucker a fucking genius
What I actually love Gortash for: HE'S SUCH AN ASSHOLE LMAAAOOO
he didn’t need a second form in order to slay
His wave at Ketheric is diabolical, genuinely love the amount of sass they poured into Gortash.
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The angstiest masterpost
angsty.
Angsty family/platonic dialogue
Angsty question prompts #1
Angsty question prompts #2
Angsty question prompts #3
Angsty/fighting dialogue
Concerned/angsty question prompts
Angsty starters
Angst prompts
Angsty sentence starters #1
Angsty sentence starters #2
Angsty sentence starters #3
Angsty sentence starters #4
Leaving dialogue
Reunion dialogue reactions
Unwilling goodbye + love confession prompts
Trying to make them stay dialogue
Sacrificing dialogue
Amnesia prompts
Amnesia dialogue
Bad luck prompts
Lover being hurt prompts
Break-up dialogue #1
Break-up dialogue #2
Unwanted attention dialogue
Unrequited love dialogue
Drama starting points
Conflict for couples #1
Conflict for couples #2
Conflict for couples #3
Betrayal dialogue
Hiding from horror dialogue
Finding out the truth dialogue
"I'm sorry…" apology starters
Saying I'm sorry…
Apologizing for emotional neglect
Talking it out ideas
Keeping loved ones apart
Ending an argument
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