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Been thinking alot about deathpreg lately

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can I come over and look at you like this

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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

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Penguin escapes killer whales by jumping onto a boat.

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you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3

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dont play defense

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High quality plot twist

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weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

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+ Too bad. I would have asked you out.

+ You're not Jewish, are you? Sorry.

The Nanny – 3.07: Oy Vey, You're Gay

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would you be happy if you met yourself five years in the future and you looked and acted exactly the same? (besides the obvious subtle signs of aging)

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The smartest, most evil Mario Party play of all time.

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love books. because it’s like what if something happened

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