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the more things change the more they stay the same

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How I imagine Ryunosuke must've felt seeing Kazuma's bulked up muscles in this skin tight ass outfit for the first time:

LMAO BYE!!!!!!! I need church!!!! Yaoi on the brain!!!!!

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video game series where multiple prosecutors were 17 or younger when they started and the defense attorney for this case is 18: don't you have to be 20 to be forklift certified

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Some things never change . . . whether you're 20 or 35.

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how am i supposed to get anything done when this thing lives in my house

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miego go brrrrr

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thinking about the japanese racehorse who was such a failgirl she became a folk hero for losers

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some miscellaneous aa sprite redraws

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the endless cycle

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So how is it that second-hand embarrassment is the single most powerful and weakening emotion one can feel from media?

Tragedy? Delicious.

A hard-earned happy ending? Wonderful.

A convoluted narrative? Keeps you glued.

Simple slice of life? It’s entertaining.

Second-hand embarrassment? Hang on, g, I gotta pause this for fifteen minutes, no, I cannot continue watching this right now, I am just not strong enough.

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one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

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I love how the Unstoppable Force - Immovable Object combo of “The GAA Crew really likes to draw adorable art of the characters as cute little kiddies’ and ‘canonically, while Kazuma and Susato basically grew up together, Ryunosuke and Kazuma first met in University’ produces a whole genre of official art that’s like… Baby Ryunosuke just constantly passing by Kazuma and Susato’s childhood. Always just missing the chance to be part of their lives earlier.

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woohoo!

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she’s quite the thinker!

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My little poll results are in, and well… I’m very pleased to see that the majority of you who voted made the right choice, and agree with me that Ryunosuke Naruhodo is THE cutest boy. His landslide win speaks volumes. He’s just too adorable and at least, like, 32 of us realize this.

There’s a reason I call him “everybody’s baby”. Nobody can deny his charm, not friends nor fans. Give it up for Ryuuuuu! (Non-artist’s horribly drawn artistic depiction below)

Note: This is a joke drawing, I don’t ship everyone with him, obviously, but feel free to interpret it anyway you like. 🥴