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Is the urge to pee considered feminine or masculine
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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post
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boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
so I doom scroll tumblr on company time
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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude
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the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want
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happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess
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May Sarton, The House by the Sea
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it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done
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hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent
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maybe I'll get killed soon cause I earned it
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Happy 70th birthday Nijntje!
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