but we can’t sit and stare at our phones forever
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theyre both yawning because theyre tired of sex
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unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire
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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair
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i need to start being meaner about the cultural obsession with the sanctity of family
#absolutely disgusting#the way i see parents behaving w/ their kids#like if you gotta act like that just. don’t have them
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your berries and cream lifestyle will catch up to you
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This summer hasnt felt like anything at all
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you can just feel the self-congratulatory glee of whoever named this paint this color, like they truly thought they were so funny and i think you're so funny paint color naming man good job paint man
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"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."
"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."
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the only reliable, effective way of "protecting children" is education. but people don't want to hear that because they don't actually care about protecting children, they care about protecting a mythologised ideal of innocence
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The kindergarten-ification of society
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#hyper-vigilance#which is why people who have cameras everywhere in their house freak me the f out#yeah no you don’t need a camera for your baby’s crib and your door and your fridge#you just have money to burn apparently
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So it turns out I actually have to build the life I want to live
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"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.
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I love the internet i got into an arguement with this 28 year old white person and they put a satanic hex on me when they were losing. This surpasses all other twitter beef
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