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Okay you literally CANNOT look me in the eye and say with TOTAL earnestness that Fiddleford was more open and less afraid of his own queerness than Ford in a Fiddathor context. This. Man. Got. MARRIED. To a WOMAN. Look me in the fucking eye. FORD was the one who told him that Fiddleford was choosing a life of fear. Please. Please I am begging you to stop making him the suave flirtatious openly queer hippie PLEASE!!
#CORRECT AGAIN CORRECT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!#fiddleford rlly handmade two christmas presents for a jewish man then forgot to eveb buy anything for his wife#we are NOT gonna say they were in love. or even FRIENDS after that. good for her for leaving his ass tbh#i love fiddleford more than myself but GOD he kinda sucks
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Okay you literally CANNOT look me in the eye and say with TOTAL earnestness that Fiddleford was more open and less afraid of his own queerness than Ford in a Fiddathor context. This. Man. Got. MARRIED. To a WOMAN. Look me in the fucking eye. FORD was the one who told him that Fiddleford was choosing a life of fear. Please. Please I am begging you to stop making him the suave flirtatious openly queer hippie PLEASE!!
#gravity falls#fiddauthor#THANK YOU THANK YOU#GOD SOMEONE GETS IT SOMEONE GETS ME#there is NO WAY fidds knew he was even queer until after he was married NO WAY#i think he def was in love in college but had NO CLUE bc 'everyone feels that way abt their best friend!'#i HATE the lavender marriage shit ITS JUST NOT WHAT IT WAS#ford literally describes him as such an anxious man fidds would NOT be cool and suave and flirty and confident#NO WAY#thank u oml u get me U FUCKING GET ME
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Happy birthday to the hubby
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sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared
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I'm trying to sleep and my brain decided to throw the thought at me that Ford had to graduate high school alone, with other peers and teachers maybe wondering where his twin is all of a sudden. I feel like Ford would have been upset with rage but also feeling a aching loneliness
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ford is gay
I feel like I’ve already answered this exact same thing with Ford is whatever he wants to be, not just gay. Because his sexuality was never a part of his canon character so it’s up in the air. Let’s just all agree that Ford is awesome and go on with our day/night/whatever, okay?
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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.
#its the transphobia ❤️#im not comparing the two but ppl will back up victims of sexual assault far quicker than theyll back up violence/opression towards trans ppl#and its great ppl r backing victims!!#but yeah its the transphobia ppl r way more forgiving of it which is wild
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some pictures i found where ford is rly giving cat 🐈⬛ . mostly to cheer myself up and figured id just put em on the feed. i love this silly old man
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many many birthdays apart and a million more together
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Энергичный жаворонок и его друг сова скетч
#gravity falls#HEAD IN MY DUMB HANDS LOOK AT HIM OH GOD HES SO CUTE#LOOK AT HIM FACE#HES SO HAPPY ILYSM FIDDLEFORD
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would pay actual money to see ford’s reaction after wandering the galaxy for thirty years only to come face-to-face with parallel-fiddleford. he glosses over it in j3 but i want to see all of his feelings playing out on his face.
#gravity falls#fiddauthor#i like to think parallel fiddauthor is canon and married#and stanford just has to watch the love of his life b in love w another version of himself he cant even meet#ugh
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Fucks me up to think about how every character in the world is literally just someone's OC
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“face it, mcgucket: he’s never going to see you that way.”
#gravity falls#video#im. im so obsessed w the way he is abt to cry at the end#god it looks so good#its so genuine too god god
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he always does this (dialogue by @divorcedfiddleford )
#gravity falls#i thought this was gonna b rlly sweet and flirty and lovey dovey#but no its just fidds being Him i love this
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Stanford Pines is a romantic and you can’t even pry that from my cold, dead hands
#gravity falls#SO TRUE#ALL UR TAGS R CORRECT#like. hes also said hes an author and theyre all dramatic#yeah he is waxing poetic abt fidds ALLLLL THEEEEE TIMEEEEE i cannot b convinced otherwise#i think hes also a v old school romantic when hes aware of it#like i dont think he would ever call fidds 'babe' thats just not in his vocabulary#its usually 'my love' to me#like just putting 'my' in front of a pet name makes it soooooo#oof#'my darling' 'my angel' 'my sweet'#i think he would talk abt fidds like a woman missing her husband in the war yk
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