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absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

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the bitemarks leaving cuddler would like to kiss you in many places very safe no chomps

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Im trying to fuck you so hard Mario coins pop out of you

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I think teens need to be able to go to trusted adults and say “I saw something in a porn video that freaked me out and now I’m worried I’ll have to do it too” and then the adult can say “it’s ok to be nervous about sex, but remember that you don’t have to do ANYTHING you don’t want to do, ever, no exceptions” and this should be an ongoing conversation to remind young people that sexual desire isn’t monolithic and they are not uniquely weird, cowardly, or undesirable for expressing their feelings, and they deserve sexual partners who prioritize consent & autonomy always

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if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

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Franz Kafka, 1912

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Forced breeding where I pin you down and shove it so deep inside you that your head spins and you cry and beg for mercy but I only fuck you harder because your tears make me feral.

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i just think it's cool that u can manhandle a girl and tell her she's all yours with venom in your voice and she'll look at you eyes wide and adoring like you're the only thing in her universe

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you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .

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"see how well it fits? it's like you were made for me." 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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So, it turns out my low sex drive from my meds has been so low that I no longer have the coordination to masturbate the way I prefer.

Sigh

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dog crates shouldnt just be for punishment 🥺🥺 a crate should be a puppys safe space 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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There is nothing quite like hiding a hickey on Father's Day.