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eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.
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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
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I watched Jaws for the first time last night and this was all I could think of the whole time
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Technology is at a point where they could probably make c-3p0 in real life and he could expertly jerk anyone off but instead theyre just going to put legs on a gun
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There’s a lot of excellent examples of the difference between a million and a billion, but here’s my new personal favorite from a conversation I had today:
A million minutes ago was April 2021, the height of the COVID pandemic.
A billion minutes ago was November 121 CE, the height of the Roman Empire.
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I honestly don’t understand why there aren’t more people who, when given the platform to discuss minimum wage, don’t simply distill it to the simplest of facts:
A forty hour work week is considered full time.
It’s considered as such because it takes up the amount of time we as a society have agreed should be considered the maximum work schedule required of an employee. (this, of course, does not always bear out practically, but just follow me here)
A person working the maximum amount of time required should earn enough for that labor to be able to survive. Phrased this way, I doubt even most conservatives could effectively argue against it, and out of the mouth of someone verbally deft enough to dance around the pathos-based jabs conservative pundits like to use to avoid actually debating, it could actually get opps thinking.
Therefore, if an employee is being paid less than [number of dollars needed for the post-tax total to pay for the basic necessities in a given area divided by forty] per hour, they are being ripped off and essentially having their labor, productivity, and profit generation value stolen by their employer.
Wages are a business expense, and if a company cannot afford to pay for its labor, it is by definition a failing business. A company stealing labor to stay afloat (without even touching those that do so simply to increase profit margins and/or management/executive pay/bonuses) is no more ethical than a failing construction company breaking into a lumber yard and stealing wood.
Our goal as a society should be to protect each other, especially those that most need protection, not to subsidize failing businesses whose owners could quite well subsidize them on their own.
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Man I was a fool and assumed I Saw the TV Glow would only fuck you up if you were an uncracked egg! Didn't realize you just have to not be self actualized! I needed someone to tell me this movie is about being trans in the same way Evangelion is about being trans. Which is to say, if you aren't self actualized, you will have a bad fucking time!
#i saw the tv glow#transgender#self actualization#or lack thereof#i was a fool#and fucking rekt myself#now i just need to be stomped to death#by a very large secretary bird
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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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