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straight people should have to wear “VISITOR” badges when they go to gay bars
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boy oh boy sure am glad that during this crisis I get to experience Capitalist Plenty

and not Socialist Deprivation

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I never thought I'd see the original post
Today I was talking to my dad and I referred to myself as his son(I’m genderfluid btw) and he said “Today’s a Son day huh?” And I was like “yeah” And he was like “huh, I thought today was a Saturday, not a Sunday” And I just laughed for like 5 minutes
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Fluff Hold balloon. Fluff does not want balloon. Balloon go away.
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Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.
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The red pointed “hat” on a gnomes head is actually a venoumous stinger
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please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms
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This is literally the best bonding thing to do with new people. Or of you're talking tp your boo or someone you like but run out of stuff to say
ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends
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