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A Ron Swanson™ sentence meme.

Because we all need to appreciate our lord and savior, Ron Swanson.

❛ Is Star Wars the one with the little wizard boy? ❜

❛ I’m just gonna stay angry. I find that relaxes me. ❜

❛ I can’t go, because I don’t want to. ❜

❛ You take me nowhere, and I talk to no one. ❜

❛ If any of you need anything, too bad. ❜

❛ I’m not sure I’m interested in that. ❜

❛ No, I am sure. I’m not interested in that. ❜

❛ I like saying no. ❜

❛ I hate everything. ❜

❛ I love nothing! ❜

❛ I regret nothing. ❜

❛ I regret everything. ❜

❛ People are idiots. ❜

❛ Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing. ❜

❛ Normally, if given a choice between something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. ❜

❛ I don’t want to seem overdramatic, but I really don’t care what happens here. ❜

❛ Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong. ❜

❛ Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars. ❜

❛ Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something. ❜

❛ I’m usually not one for speeches, so goodbye. ❜

❛ No. ❜

❛ What’s “cholesterol” ? ❜

❛ Your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely. ❜

❛ I’m not interested in caring about people. ❜

❛ Strippers do nothing for me. But I’ll take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace. ❜

❛ Birthdays were invented by Hallmart to sell cards. ❜

❛ You had me at meat tornado. ❜

❛ I like saying ‘no’. It lowers their enthusiasm. ❜

❛ [Son/daughter], people can see you! ❜

❛ Please do not approach me on the street after this event, and attempt to talk to me. ❜

❛ It’s called ‘the ground’ when it’s outside. ❜

❛ There’s no wrong way to consume alcohol. ❜

❛ Creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie. ❜

❛ I don’t like loud noises, and people making a fuss. ❜

❛ There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk… Which is water that’s lying about being milk. ❜

❛ I know what I’m about, son. ❜

❛ I think there should be less talking in life. ❜

❛ Breakfast food can serve many purposes. ❜

❛ When I eat, it’s the food that is scared. ❜

❛ I was born ready. I’m [name] fucking [name]! ❜

❛ Not to worry, I have a permit. ❜

❛ I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for 10 hours! ❜

❛ Crying. Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. ❜

❛ When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name, to let them know I really don’t care about them. ❜

❛ I’m not a sore loser! It’s just that I prefer to win, and when I don’t, I get furious. ❜

❛ I wouldn’t say we’re close. ❜

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'Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812' starters

’ There’s a war going on out there somewhere ’

’ And ___ isn’t here ’

’ I’ve been away too long ’

’ I’m going abroad ’

’ I don’t what deprives me of the pleasure of smashing your head in with this ’

’ I’ll never be this happy again ’

’ You are so good for me ’

’ Chandeliers and caviar, the war can’t touch us here ’

’ I can’t go on living as I am ’

’ I used to be better ’

’ Old friend, I need your help ’

’ Just as a duck was made to swim in water, God has made me as I am ’

’ This is a dangerous business ’

‘ God, to think I married a man like you ‘

‘ Everything is dark, obscure and terrible. ‘

‘ I suffer more now than before ‘

‘ You are bewitching, what can I do ? ‘

‘ How I envy you and your happiness ‘

‘ We are just caught in the web of history ‘

‘ Nothing matters, everything matters, it’s all the same ‘

‘ None of us are great men ‘

‘ I must love you or die ‘

‘ How is it I notice nothing ? ‘

‘ It seems to me I’ve loved you a hundred years ‘

‘ I’m so happy, and so frightened ‘

‘ Forget everything and forgive me ‘

‘ I know you are capable of anything ‘

‘ Tonight I go away, on an adventure ‘

‘ Now you listen to me when I speak to you! ‘

‘  Who are you to tell me anything? ‘

‘  At this moment, you are more repulsive to me than ever ‘

‘  I don’t consider myself bound to answer questions put to me in that tone ‘

‘  You’re a scoundrel and a blackguard ‘

‘ I shan’t be violent, don’t be afraid ‘

‘  Besides your pleasure, there is such a thing as other people ‘

‘  We wait with dread ‘

‘  Your face is gloomy ‘

‘  ___ once told me that I should turn to you ‘

‘  But still I’m tormented by the wrongs I’ve done ‘

‘  Don’t speak to me like that, I am not worth it! ‘

‘  You have your whole life before you ‘

‘  Mankind seems so pitiful ‘

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On a scale of 1-10, how much does your muse want to grab mine’s butt?

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🗣 No Words Needed Starters 🗣

These were requested via messaging from someone who thought it was a good idea to have starters for characters who didn’t interact like humans did, like animals, or characters more centered in a Paleolithic-ish sort of setting/universe.

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🌌 to go stargazing with my muse

👤 to groom/physically comfort my muse

🍪 to share food with my muse

🌧 to find shelter from bad weather with my muse

🌲 to climb a tree with my muse

💐 to give my muse flowers

🌞 to watch my muse from afar

🌊 to go swimming with my muse

🏹 to hunt with my muse

💤 to fall asleep next to my muse

🔗 to build something with my muse

💡 to stir up mischief with my muse

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"Well--" Megan laughed nervously. With her summer classes coming to a close she was far more interested in personal projects. A current one being a scrapbook. "I could use the help, sure!" She tried her best to give an encouraging smile.

Tilting her head slightly as she looked at the figure, Sharon sighed. “Seriously, can I help you with something?” She questioned titling her head the other way. “Honestly, I don’t think it’s supposed to do that.”

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Megan had been lost in her head, and hadn't been paying attention to the darker haired girl. "No, I'm sorry." She apologized quickly and with a hand leaning against the wall. "I sorta just came out of nowhere anyhow, my fault." It was nice talking to someone rather normally for a change.

Making her way back to her dorm Kate got lost in her thoughts, overthinking the littlest of things, causing her to bump into someone. Blinking back to reality Kate smiled apologetically, tucking hair beind her ear. “Sorry. Didn’t see you there.”

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"Time." She repeats this word as if there's so much time in the world for her to give. As if every fleeting moment is only leading he further away from where she is now, and as the walls close in it becomes dark in her mind and she's forcing the walls off of her body and--it stops. She's looking down at his hand on her knee, glowing, and somehow she feels at ease. "You think I'm impressive?" She finds this unbelievable. "I'm just a telepath," she pauses. "One that hurts people." She refers to the time in the Medbay, and she thinks he must have heard of the incident. Her lips pull into a smile, sad as it was. Megan leans her body forward, just like she had moments ago but now her lips don't reach for his but instead her arms are capturing his body. She's pulling him close and resting her face in the empty place of his neck. "Thanks Josh. You're too good to me, far too kind."

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“Oh, yeah I mean no doubt.” She never expected him to instantly love and accept her but her whole life was riding on them caring enough. She just wondered if enough would turn into too much. Sure, she loved them, and she needed them…but her real family needed her too. “I guess from the outside it probably looks very strange.” She’s laughing through a breath. His hand brings her back, back from the place in her mind where her younger siblings reside. “Oh, you know I won’t let them do that, I mean…You didn’t ask for this. I did this.” And then it begins to dawn on her. “I–Josh, I’m so sorry.” Megan shakes her head. “I didn’t mean to drag you into this, I mean, I guess I did because I told you. But I just trust you and I know you won’t tell anyone and I really needed to talk it out and I’m so so sorry Josh, oh god I’m sorry.”

“Then all he needs is time, Scott isn’t a bad person, I think…I know, he already cares about you, deeply.” He’d seen the way all three had acted when the attack came. They’d searched each other out and banded together, like a real family should. “In this place, strange fits pretty well. So much so you might call it normal.” he said with a small chuckle of his own. He sighed slightly and glanced down, “I suppose, but they are an intimidating pair, no wonder you’re so impressive.” he said, smiling at her. And he kept smiling, more so when she began to worry, “Hey, shh.” he said soothingly, his hand on her knee glowing softly as he automatically tried to calm her body, just as he’d done for her when she’d been in hospital after the attack, “It’s okay, you can’t these things bottled up, it’s natural to want to tell someone. And I promise I don’t mind. I only wanna help you.” He only wanted to help everyone.

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“Can’t say I look much better.” She shrugs and pulls her knees up to her chest. “Understandable, I think I would’ve really gone crazy had I been there a second longer.” Her hands hold her body in a tight hold. “There’s a lot Em... A lot that I’m not sure you want to be a part of.” Megan shook her head. “I’ll be okay.” She had to be, she didn’t have much of another choice.

Trauma Healing 101|| Megan & Em

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healing-elixir:

“Well… I guess he’s kinda allowed too,” hell if someone only a little younger than him turned up and started saying they were his kid, he’d freak out too! “He doesn’t hate you,” he thought back on that awful night, he’d been ordered away from the Med-Bay for twelve hours to ‘rest’ but he couldn’t sleep, he had to stay distracted. “You were all he thought about when everything… happened. You and Emma,” he said with a small smile. “They both care about you, now it kind of makes sense.” Sure it was unbelievable, but he thought back on the three of them together and it fit. “Look I, I understand how hard it is, knowing your parents are out there but for…whatever reason you can’t see them anymore. It hurt.” he put a hand on her shoulder, “No he won’t…” Josh gulped, “He’ll kill me, probably after Emma’s given my brain the blender treatment.”

“Oh, yeah I mean no doubt.” She never expected him to instantly love and accept her but her whole life was riding on them caring enough. She just wondered if enough would turn into too much. Sure, she loved them, and she needed them...but her real family needed her too. “I guess from the outside it probably looks very strange.” She’s laughing through a breath. His hand brings her back, back from the place in her mind where her younger siblings reside. “Oh, you know I won’t let them do that, I mean...You didn’t ask for this. I did this.” And then it begins to dawn on her. “I--Josh, I’m so sorry.” Megan shakes her head. “I didn’t mean to drag you into this, I mean, I guess I did because I told you. But I just trust you and I know you won’t tell anyone and I really needed to talk it out and I’m so so sorry Josh, oh god I’m sorry.”

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"Here's ten dollars, drink until I'm good looking then come talk to me."

“You don’t have to get me drunk for that, sweetheart.”

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❛ Well, I may be super, but I’m no hero. ❜

“Joshua...” Megan sat more alert. She’d invited him over in hopes of forgetting all the bad that had riddled the campus in recent times but it seemed there would be no escape. She reaches over, and hand cupping his and trapping it. “You know you’ve done all you can.” Her lips purse. “You’re my hero, and a hero to so many others. You helped save my mom, our friends. I’d say that’s hero-worthy.”

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Youre just like a summers day, hot as hell.

“Wow, just, that was such a good one I don’t even know what to say.”

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♥ DEADPOOL SENTENCE STARTERS ↳ feel free to adjust sentences to make it fit your muse better!

❛ Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… me! ❜

❛ I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn’t having it. ❜

❛ You’re probably thinking, “Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie”? ❜

❛ You guys going for a bite? Early bird special? ❜

❛ Fuck, you’re old. ❜

❛ Fake laugh. Hiding real pain. Go get Silver Balls. ❜

❛ What the shit? That’s the coolest name ever! ❜

❛ Now, I’m about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s. ❜

❛ A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That’s like, sixteen walls. ❜

❛ My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kabab! ❜

❛ Well, I may be super, but I’m no hero. ❜

❛ But some of the best love stories start with a murder. ❜

❛ Looks aren’t everything. ❜

❛ Hashtag drive-by. ❜

❛ Ugh, stupid, stupid. Worth it! ❜

❛ That’s right! You’re about to be killed by a zamboni! ❜

❛ Tell me where your fucking boss is or you’re going to die! In five minutes! ❜

❛ I should’ve come and found you sooner, but the guy under this mask, he ain’t the same one that you remember. ❜

❛ After a brief adjustment period and a bunch of drinks, it’s a face… I’d be happy to sit on. ❜

❛ Time to make the chimi-fuckin’-changas. ❜

❛ Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex. ❜

❛ Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible… and completely unfuckable. ❜

❛ Star in your own horror films. Because you look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah. ❜

❛ Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. ❜

❛ Finish fucking her the fuck up. ❜

❛ Suck a cock. ❜

❛ This guy’s got the right idea. he wore the brown pants. ❜

❛ I’d go with you, but… I don’t want to. ❜

❛ I’ve never said this to anyone before, but don’t swallow! ❜

❛ Your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas. Can I come and visit you between the holidays? ❜

❛ Maximum effort. ❜

❛ I didn’t just get the cure to el cancer, I got the cure to el everything. ❜

❛ Ahhhh. I’m touching myself tonight. ❜

❛ Ahhh! Your poor wife! ❜

❛ Wanna get fucked up? ❜

❛ Daddy needs to express some rage. ❜

❛ Shit. Did I leave the stove on? ❜

❛ Well I hate to break it to you, but your forty-eight minutes are up. ❜

❛ Right up Main Street. ❜

❛ Have you decided what you’re gonna say to her? ❜

❛ I bet it’s going to feel really big in that hand later… ❜

❛ This is a shameful and reckless use of your powers. ❜

❛ Why such a douche this morning? ❜

❛ Have you seen this man? ❜

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Send me a ▽ and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

1-100

Lyric based sentences, all from my playlist, meaning it’s incredibly varied. There’s gonna be a whole range in there, enjoy!

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✰ * º ❛  new girl sentence starters.  ❜

‘  i don’t know which fork to kill myself with.  ’ ‘  damn it! i can’t find my driving moccasins anywhere!  ’ ‘  i’m really bad at making decision.  ’ ‘  if i had a dollar for everybody i couldn’t hang out with because they hated you, i’d be so rich.  ’ ‘  i just want to listen to taylor swift alone.  ’ ‘  pink wine makes me slutty.  ’ ‘  i’m like a mailman, except instead of mail, it’s hot sex that i deliver.  ’ ‘  i don’t mean to be laughing, but are you okay?  ’ ‘  i had figure skating lessons since i was thirteen and then my mom sobered up and realized i was a boy.  ’ ‘  i don’t think it’s fair that women have an excuse once a month to act irrationally angry when the rest of us have to keep it together all the time.  ’ ‘  this plan is officially the worst!  ’ ‘  don’t pretend to know my pain.  ’ ‘  you misspelled the word ‘rhythm’ 38 times.  ’ ‘  i’m as mad as a dad in traffic!  ’ ‘  i could do this all day, son!  ’ ‘  you sons of bitches ready to party?  ’ ‘  i’m dealing with a dingus.  ’ ‘  you’re the most throat-punchable boy in all the world.  ’ ‘  that’s like the president and the vice president not being best friends.  ’ ‘  oh, goodness gracious! what are you, a sorcerer?  ’ ‘  i can buy my own pizza! can somebody please loan me $15?  ’ ‘  i gotta tell my best friend i’m in love with her.  ’ ‘  i’m– i’m pregnant. i mean, you’re pregnant. we’re pregnant!  ’ ‘  what kind of taco meat do you bitches have?  ’ ‘  i think you need me too much.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna be fine. i am. you know why? cause i met you. that’s why i’m okay.  ’ ‘  i’m the voice of reason, that’s why you brought me with.  ’ ‘  we didn’t bring you with. you followed us there in your car.  ’ ‘  saturday is a day for sleeping, and damn it, you will not take that away from me!  ’ ‘  i’ve seen his penis like… a million times.  ’ ‘  he’s my best friend. what if he gets into an accident? what if he’s horribly disfigured and i have to identify him and all that remains are his private parts? and i’m standing there and i’m saying, ‘no officer, i can’t help you because no, i haven’t seen his penis’ and then boom! he’s buried in an unmarked grave.  ’ ‘  people are the worst.  ’ ‘  hey, do you have any snacks?  ’ ‘  it’s a weird life, but it’s where i’m at right now.  ’ ‘  i was put in an awkward situation and i reacted poorly.  ’ ‘  it is perfectly fine to watch tv all day!  ’ ‘  i am not a successful adult! i don’t eat vegetables and/or take care of myself.  ’ ‘  as a matter of fact, i am tired and i am hungry.  ’ ‘  if i don’t know what’s gonna happen, i don’t do something. ever. i don’t care how much i want to do it.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna hit your ass with a ski.  ’ ‘  i want to cover everything up on my body with bubbles.  ’ ‘  how cute am i?  ’ ‘  i’m a color-blind american citizen and i can’t do puzzles.  ’ ‘  what’s your problem? don’t you want me to have a good night?  ’ ‘  maybe if we get drunk then magically everything will just happen.  ’ ‘  anything beautiful is worth getting hurt for.  ’ ‘  every prank you do turns out either too big or too small.  ’ ‘  it burns! it burns!  ’ ‘  why does your hair look so baby soft?!  ’ ‘  how do you get this thing off? get it off of me!  ’ ‘  everyone drinks midori sours! it’s a melon liqueur!  ’ ‘  what do i think the puzzle will look like? the pictures on the box. it’s a japense garden!  ’ ‘  what the hell is wrong with you, just waving that thing around like an idiot?  ’ ‘  give me the spot or i’ll kill you all!  ’ ‘  i will shred myself! i will shred myself in the shredder!  ’ ‘  that tastes disgusting, i don’t like it.  ’ ‘  sometimes i feel like you’re in one of those weird man-dog body-switch movies.  ’ ‘  where are your nipples, man?!  ’ ‘  stop being so mean to me or i swear to go i’m going to fall in love with you!  ’ ‘  i want you to get off my farm!  ’ ‘  i don’t have a vagina!  ’ ‘  this is my only face! i don’t have a lot of faces!  ’ ‘  i refuse to pay for the wifey.  ’ ‘  i don’t like it! it’s too much responsibility!  ’ ‘  shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? no, a summer’s day is not a bitch.  ’ ‘  gave me cookie, got you cookie! you gave me cookie, i got you cookie, man!  ’ ‘  back off, i’m starving!  ’ ‘  your job could be done by a vending machine.  ’ ‘  i thought god just didn’t give me abs.  ’ ‘  what you’re doing is illegal.  ’ ‘  i’m not taking advice from you. you pronounce the ‘g’ in ‘lasagna’.  ’ ‘  and i’m taking this remote because you always hit the info button by mistake.  ’ ‘  are we all just living in the mind of a giant?  ’ ‘  i don’t trust fish. they breath water! that’s crazy.  ’ ‘  do i regret it? yes. would i do it again? probably.  ’ ‘  i can’t work under pressure like this. you know i get nervous. i am just a man. i am not a god.  ’ ‘  first order of business: we eat their food.  ’ ‘  can i get an alcohol?  ’ ‘  if you are for one second suggesting that i don’t know how to open a musical, how dare you!  ’ ‘  the bees are back!  ’ ‘  i haven’t gotten a non-text message in two years.  ’ ‘  the only acceptable pet for a man to have is a saltwater fish.  ’ ‘  the point of dating is just to keep on dating and then never stop. it’s like burning fossil fuels or seeing a therapist.  ’ ‘  you ever wonder if someone in here has killed someone?  ’ ‘  you realize i say ‘goodnight’ to you every night and you never say ‘goodnight’ back? what is your problem? do you not want me to have a good night?  ’ ‘  i’ve made out with half of the people in this room.  ’ ‘  i’ve had nightmares about making out with two of the guys in this room.  ’ ‘  ah! son of a bi– …penis. that wasn’t better.  ’ ‘  someone’s personalized condoms just came in the mail.  ’ ‘  i just found a groupon for hypnosis lessons. think about what you could do with that! sex stuff.  ’ ‘  has anyone seen my good peacoat?  ’ ‘  hahaha. what a dumb idea. do it!  ’ ‘  this is the coin i had in my pocket the first night we kissed. and i always have it.  ’ ‘  i feel like i want to murder someone and i also want soft pretzels.  ’ ‘  i hate doors!  ’ ‘  suck it, mr. krabs!  ’ ‘  no, i don’t dance. i’m from the town in footloose.  ’ ‘  are you sure you’re okay? you’re walking like a disney witch.  ’ ‘  he asked me if i wanted to watch planet of the apes. i didn’t know he meant right now.  ’ ‘  would you eat your damn sandwich?  ’ ‘  when you see a dog cage for sale, you buy it.  ’ ‘  you know… i don’t get what’s going on here.  ’ ‘  hey, you made a difference. how does it feel?  ’ ‘  do you have a tank top i could borrow? you look about my size.  ’ ‘  cheers to unemployment!  ’ ‘  i was about to catch you but then you fell.  ’ ‘  there are tampons hidden all around the apartment.  ’ ‘  i think somebody had sex in my bedroom last night. i think that because they’re still in there having sex, i think.  ’ ‘  please take that thing off. you look like a homeless pencil.  ’ ‘  we are gonna make it!  ’ ‘  i’m not ready to lose you. i just got you and i’m not letting you go.  ’ ‘  i can think of five reasons why i wanted to be your friend: boob, boob, vagina, butt cheek, butt cheek.  ’ ‘  actually, that’s not fair, she might be a really nice ho.  ’ ‘  i’m not doing squats or anything. i’m just trying to eat less donuts.  ’ ‘  you’re gonna be fine. you’re gonna meet somebody and you’re gonna fall in love.  ’ ‘  who’s gonna… lay down a flag on this sweet, sweet continent?  ’ ‘  i like to improvise with my body. i’m like a sexual snowflake. each night with me is a unique experience.  ’ ‘  you can run away from your problems, but you’re just gonna find new ones that pop up.  ’ ‘  i hope you like feminist rants ‘cause that’s my thing.  ’

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Obscure Feelings drabble prompt meme

Send in a word for a drabble of our muses based on it.

Sonder: The realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own.

Opia: The ambiguous intensity of looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable.

Monachopsis: The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place.

Énouement: The bittersweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self.

Vellichor: The strange wistfulness of used bookshops.

Rubatosis: The unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat.

Kenopsia: The eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet.

Mauerbauertraurigkeit: The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like.

Jouska: A hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head.

Chrysalism: The amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm.

Vemödalen: The frustration of photographic something amazing when thousands of identical photos already exist.

Anecdoche: A conversation in which everyone is talking, but nobody is listening

Ellipsism: A sadness that you’ll never be able to know how history will turn out.

Kuebiko: A state of exhaustion inspired by acts of senseless violence.

Lachesism: The desire to be struck by disaster – to survive a plane crash, or to lose everything in a fire.

Exulansis: The tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it.

Adronitis: Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone.

Rückkehrunruhe: The feeling of returning home after an immersive trip only to find it fading rapidly from your awareness.

Nodus Tollens: The realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore.

Onism: The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time.

Liberosis: The desire to care less about things.

Altschmerz: Weariness with the same old issues that you’ve always had – the same boring flaws and anxieties that you’ve been gnawing on for years.

Occhiolism: The awareness of the smallness of your perspective.

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