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In the category of weird shit people say about my hair

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People in Harlem drivin around in the most done up minivans I've seen. Soccer moms where you at

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My 72 inches

Walking up the subway steps this dude asks me: "can I get some inches?" Yeah I'll give you some inches...inches of my long, smooth, hard, p- Palm. I'll give you a high five. If you can reach!

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im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

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Oh the foot-penis. Favorite cousin of the jeans-boner

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New Columbians

"I'm starting to learn my neighborhoods! This is the upper west side [in Mornigside heights] and that's [points east to Harlem] the upper east side!" Technically wrong on both counts. You'll get there hun.

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I have no idea what I can’t. #snapchatsfromlastnight

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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

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Seems a bit opposed to using too many words. Little brothers man

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Walking out of the bathroom I see two guys getting up from the table and looking my direction. As I walk by I overhear "Yeah, so I shaved my - uhhh" (notices me walking by) "balls." Thank you sir for making sure that bit was directly in my ear.

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Just one of those times when you think you're casually letting out a silent one but it comes out more than audibly

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YOLO dyes for DNA research

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And with his dry cleaning no less

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MOVING AROUND UNSTABLE ENDNOTE CITATIONS IN A MANUSCRIPT

credit: Arrheinous

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To a T

MORNING LAB MEETINGS

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Red pepper cured headache and a stomach ache I'm amazed.