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"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."
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Please does anybody have the picture of the orange kitten sitting in front of old yellowed wood paneling and it’s smiling like this. The post where I saw it went something like “little kids before they learn how to smile in photos”

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Attempting to get my students to fucking come to class
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What the flock?! such smart names!
Science should let more cartoonists name things. That how we got the thagomizer and the Rube Goldberg machines. Anyways! SHERLOCK CROWMES!!!!!
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All these big companies changing their logos a dozen of times for something that looks worse every time, while the real all-time GOAT found the winning formula on the first try and then even did a victory lap with it:
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she jack my pine (P. banksiana) till my serotinous cone's sealing resin melts at 50°C (122°F) allowing my seeds to disperse and colonize shortly following a stand-clearing fire (Larsen & MacDonald 1998).
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pet peeve: in media™ when the driver of the car is talking to a passenger and makes repeated and/or prolonged eye contact
KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE FUCKING ROAD
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The dissipation of Nilgansitos foregoes the appearance of new Nilgansitos.
Or, in other words, new Nilgansitos in town! 🤩
Also, I might have taken the hardest portrait of Nilgans known to mankind yet.
Nilgänse (Egyptian geese) am Quellteich im Unteren Schlossgarten, Stuttgart-Ost.
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Tumblr is a place for people who love talking, but not to people.
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