A collection of musings, writings, and dictations revolving around the character Lissmac Sparkgear. Alliance Side, Moon Guard.
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Let me tell you something. Sex is not fun. Sex is wrong. Immoral. Terrible. So stop having sex with your husbands. I will shoulder the burden of sin. I will fuck your husbands on your behalf.
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i love characters who could get the absolute Shit kicked out of them and still be fine but as soon as someone touches/handles them gently it’s like “ah. im going to shatter to pieces now thanks”
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LISTEN I ONLY DO UNETHICAL MAGIC IF ITS REALLY FUNNY
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Allow me to de-introduce myself
My name is [redacted]
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“So many people know me. I wish I did. I wish someone would tell me about me.”
— Joseph L. Mankiewicz
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Someone: I care about you
Me: …suspicious
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back to square one.
patreon | kofi
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Did you always want to become a mother?
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“Anything can be drugged if you brave enough.. wait.. This a trap? You a nark? I didn’t say anythin. I meant medicine. Medical jerky.”
💭💭💭-Bennas!
“Did he get hit in the head with a light flinger time when he was a little Bean?”
“Despite shifting and shimmering elements of the guard and criminal life, he has proven himself a constant. That is admirable, even if the man spends half his time giving out brownies.”
“I thiiiiink Dallio knows him. But I wonder if Dallio would better light fling with him as a tutor. Maybe not, considering who his family is.”
@theodorebennas @zephyrous-gold
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“..you can totally drug jerky..”
💭💭💭-Bennas!
“Did he get hit in the head with a light flinger time when he was a little Bean?”
“Despite shifting and shimmering elements of the guard and criminal life, he has proven himself a constant. That is admirable, even if the man spends half his time giving out brownies.”
“I thiiiiink Dallio knows him. But I wonder if Dallio would better light fling with him as a tutor. Maybe not, considering who his family is.”
@theodorebennas @zephyrous-gold
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As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.
One of your OCs (via incorrectocquotations)
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I know it's hard, but I can't feel like I used to Like I used to 'Cause I used to defy gravity Defy gravity
Goodbyes keep dragging me down
And I'm fighting gravity Defying gravity I tried, but I keep falling 'Cause falling's easy
But it only brings you down
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Local tripped out Gnome discovers her own hands.
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So make some noise while you've got time. Take this poison for your mind. Who knows, you could be gone by this time tomorrow. And I don't know where we're going. But I take pride in not knowing.
Fox Stevenson - “Let This Go”
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