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You should leave them a head of lettuce also for good measure. It’s a classic human custom 🤞🏽

happy valentines day everyone !

ive read alot about valentines day..so i decided to get my human some flowers i picked from a basket hanging oustsde someones front door ! i hope they like them

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What do you taste like?

Hmm...maybe burnt shrimp. Or buttered popcorn. Or BOTH ⚡⚡⚡

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If you need a lil’ help with decor or party planning PLEASE hmu 🙏🏽 or just slide me an invite…living it up is my specialty ⚡️⚡️⚡️

now that i've been reminded my birthday's coming up, i need to play a game of "will i properly celebrate this year, or just treat it like another day (again)?"

i didn't really do anything the last two years so i feel like i should probably try to plan something this year

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Tell him to drop on the deck and flop like a fish 🤞🏽⚡️⚡️

help hush accidently changed his arms into fins and is refusing to change them back

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How's the wifeypoo?

Doing great 🤞🏽🤞🏽having a great time in our own little apartment with eachother TRUST

That british bitchass Porter showed up a little while ago. It went surprisingly well, from what Vincent told me. I’m a bit shocked (haha) myself. ⚡️⚡️⚡️

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How flexible are you?

I’d say pretty flexible. Flexible enough, yeah. ⚡️⚡️⚡️ who’s asking…

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What type are we talking ⚡️⚡️like radishes…cabbages… lukewarm cabbages???

vegetables

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What does wax taste like. I need to know 😞⚡️⚡️

WHAT??? YOU'LL EAT CANDLES BUT NOT CANDIES??? @tired-doc !!! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS

-Candy anon

what is wrong with candles? i like to chew on them!.

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Clearly he’s got peak music taste ☝🏽⚡️⚡️

hush has been blasting twice songs all week

not complaining…but i wonder where he learned this

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I CAN VOUCH I CAN VOUCH 🗣️🗣️🗣️⚡️⚡️⚡️

If this is a repeat feel free to ignore obvs but you weren't here when I was first asking:

How much can you fit in your mouth?

Heh… I feel like @live-taser would be able to answer that question better than I could

But I’d like to think quite a lot~

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You learn something new every day…wow. ⚡️⚡️

Why do people treat me like I'm such a fucking awful person? Call me a shitty dad all you want but at least my son can say his dad is alive.

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WOAAH?????

Why do people treat me like I'm such a fucking awful person? Call me a shitty dad all you want but at least my son can say his dad is alive.

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Favorite flower??

I hadn’t really thought about it! Off the top of my head, I’d say hyacinths. I just think they’re pretty neat ⚡️⚡️⚡️

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Country girl shake it for me girl 🎶🎶

SHAKE IT FOR MEE GIRL 🗣️🗣️🗣️⚡️⚡️⚡️

SHAKE IT FOR MEE

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IT WAS YOUU 🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽

To whoever is sending those asks to rp accounts asking how much they can fit in their mouth. You are the funniest person alive, I want to be like you when I grow up.

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Have you attempted to get struck by lightning to feel an ounce of your electric powers once again?

Yes, actually!! It was a while back—but I thought the whole thing was pretty funny. 

The actual lighting bit was sadly short. I don’t exactly know what I was expecting, but the short time it was—it was sort of familiar. Didn’t feel like the same thing, y’know?

The real exhilarating part I think was the buildup towards actually getting struck. The adrenaline kind of settling in before you know what’s coming—the hair standing up bit—it was fun! It reminded me a lot of the thrill you get on attractions.

Only ever tried it once since you can imagine the scolding I got after. But hey—it was still a great time, if you ask me. ⚡️⚡️⚡️

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How much can you fit in your mouth?

You can ask my wifealicous🤞🏽🤞🏽